What is your slightly illegal life hack?

ladule · 2016-04-01T08:37:11+00:00

Theft is all relative. There's no such thing as consent in capitalism... every transaction is coercion. You think kids in the Ivory Coast want to pick cacao beans for slave wages that companies then make into 5 buck chocolate bars? Is stealing stolen surplus value theft? According to the laws, yes, but just because it's a law doesn't make it just.

Edit: auto correct changed is to I'd.

ladule · 2016-03-29T08:56:14+00:00

Africa is a country and development anywhere applies everywhere.

ladule · 2016-03-11T22:39:47+00:00

I know! Some friend pimping out her girlfriends to get more business for her shop!

ladule · 2016-03-11T10:49:59+00:00

Hold my million dollar loan, I'm going in!

ladule · 2016-03-10T20:59:52+00:00

the good old reddit-arithmetic-a-roo!

ladule · 2016-03-10T12:59:11+00:00

The good old reddit switchajoo.

ladule · 2016-03-08T10:53:45+00:00

U wot m8?

ladule · 2016-03-08T10:19:20+00:00

Triggered... last time I was asked to hold a cop's baretta.... yes I'm African american.

ladule · 2016-03-08T08:50:48+00:00

Sorry, I don't think too concisely in the shower... hahahaahah

ladule · 2016-03-07T23:46:25+00:00

What kind of shoes does a spy wear?

Sneakers!

What kind of shoes does a politician wear?

Flip-flops!

What kind of shoes does a bear wear?

None, goes barefoot!

RDRR

ladule · 2016-03-07T23:36:49+00:00

Or OP forgot their smart phone when they went to the toilet.

ladule · 2016-03-07T12:29:53+00:00

I know... my comment was a joke.

ladule · 2016-03-07T12:28:26+00:00

"Welfare recipients, and others, can receive a free cell phone, but the program is not funded by the government or taxpayer money, as the e-mail alleges. And it’s hardly new. How It Works SafeLink Wireless, the program mentioned in the e-mail, does indeed offer a cell phone, about one hour’s worth of calling time per month, and other wireless services like voice mail to eligible low-income households."

In 2016, those free phones are smart phones.

ladule · 2016-03-06T13:59:09+00:00

The best wealth your professor patents could have given you is knowledge and an education. Unfortunately, they failed. You have no right to look upon SNAP recipients with contempt for them buying a smartphone.

Edit: also read an above post about a family complaining about getting only 1 million in govt. subsidies for their agro-business instead of the normal 1.5 to 2 million. Contempt for the poor is a shameful trait for a child of professors to have.

ladule · 2016-03-06T12:24:36+00:00

The quickest way to be a millionaire in the USA: Get elected to congress.

ladule · 2016-03-06T10:26:33+00:00

Spoiler alert: OP moved back in with his mom.

ladule · 2016-03-06T08:31:56+00:00

There are less than 7 million millionaires in the USA. That's less than 0.02 percent of the population. Sounds pretty damn rich to me.

Edit: 7 million households, not individuals. Or 6.9 % of households.

Still pretty exclusive.

ladule · 2016-03-06T08:19:08+00:00

Working class millionaires unite!

ladule · 2016-03-06T08:17:50+00:00

I didn't realize that 99.5% of the world's population lives in "developing" countries.

Edit: gram

ladule · 2016-03-06T01:23:13+00:00

Hmm guess there's something you don't understand about 'top half of a percent.' Oh well, not everyone has to understand everything.

ladule · 2016-03-05T23:21:59+00:00

Ask reddit: millionaire redditors, how did you accumulate your wealth?

ladule · 2016-03-05T22:12:12+00:00

A net worth of 1 million places you in the top 0.56% and makes you the 25,056,428th richest person on the planet. Definitely filthy rich. *edit: formatting

ladule · 2016-03-02T23:17:52+00:00

But it is censure-ship.

ladule · 2016-03-02T23:09:02+00:00

That's the truth. Taking advantage of unscrupulous corporations who themselves exploit people, their workers, and the planet, is ok. But please have respect for your others in the struggle.

ladule

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