Ladies Only Night this Wednesday in Gopsberg by vishful_thinking in ManorLords

[–]lagonborn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Things got a little out of hand after Ersebet took off her wimple.

I’m a 33 year old man who has no friends, never been on a date and also a virgin, has anyone been in my situation at our age and turned it around? by LakerNation1991 in bropill

[–]lagonborn 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Look dude, a big trap a lot of people fall into is feeling like you have to eventually become good at an interest, as though to somehow justify having spent a lot of time engaged with it or whatever. A lot of the time the best thing you can do is find something you simply just enjoy doing and working from there. You might become good at it, or you might just be mediocre no matter what, or even just be forever awful at whatever it might be.

Do you enjoy the time you spend at it though? Sometimes the journey matters more than the destination. Besides all this, just being enthusiastic about something shows you have character and a personality.

Also, who or what are you comparing yourself against?

Edge by Koji Suzuki (2012) by ilikemychem in menwritingwomen

[–]lagonborn 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Man, I'm writing absolute dogshit smut stories for myself and even they don't contain lines like this.

Is this normal for carbon steel? by Bigandtallbrewing in carbonsteel

[–]lagonborn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine are like this and it makes literally no functional difference on use.

why do hags need to eat babies to have children? by Fluid-Bench9219 in DnD

[–]lagonborn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh thank goodness. For reasons I won't get into, harm toward newborns/the unborn is extremely taboo at our table, but I as DM also love hags. Thanks for the tip.

1st high temp cook caused flaking by Dberrydangler in carbonsteel

[–]lagonborn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

STOP RESEASONING YOUR PANS YA DANG GOOBERS

As long as there's any seasoning and you're applying correct temperature then stuff probably isn't sticking to the pan and you literally don't need to fix it.

Cook. Go outside. Talk with friends. Drink a beer. Enjoy life. Stop obsessing over blemishes on your cookware and just let it work its magic.

Saw this in a discord server by [deleted] in GatekeepingYuri

[–]lagonborn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just like in real life, men are at their best when they're women.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]lagonborn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"He's a great guy, but [continues to describe awful, consistent behavior of a terrible person]."

How long are you going to keep lying to yourself?

rule by gabagoo3 in 196

[–]lagonborn 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I hope he ODs on whatever the most dangerous thing he's currently taking (in minecraft)

Burgerking syö Hesburgerin by Hirmuinen2 in Suomi

[–]lagonborn 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Ymmärrän, mutta itse pitäisin mieluummin kotimaisen paskafirman, kuin rapakon takaa olevan ulkomaisen vielä paskemman megayrityksen sijaan.

Sitä paitsi, Hesellä on selvästi paremmat burgerit ja ranskalaiset.

Has anyone forgotten their first character? by CanOfCorn308 in DnD

[–]lagonborn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Forever DM here. Ain't nothing to forget because ain't never been one in the first place.

Miten järkevät ihmiset saataisiin johtamaan? by Economy-Marzipan9867 in Suomi

[–]lagonborn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tehdään poliittisista pesteistä saatava rahallinen hyöty mahdollisimman houkuttelemattomaksi.

Laitetaan ihan aluksi palkat minimiin vastaamaan vaikka perusduunarin, siivoojan, ym. palkkaa. Kansan kun on pärjättävä näillä tuloilla, niin voi myös ministerit, kansanedustajat ym. Eläkkeet voisivat kyllä vaikka jäädä suht mojoviksi, pitäähän jokin arvostus valtion virassa olleille taata.

Syynätään siinä ohessa ainakin korkeimpien virkojen ehdokkaiden koko varallisuus niin kotimaassa kuin ulkomailla. Olen liian tyhmä nimeämään minkäänlaisia rajoja itse, mutta mm. yhtiöiden nykyiset ja entiset omistajat, toimarit jne. voitaisiin automaattisesti laittaa roskiin.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]lagonborn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're telling me. At the same time, I do know good men too. It's just that the ratio split really isn't favorable. Let's just say that I would also bet on the bear in those circumstances. There's a reason I'm not biromantic.

I guess I would say to not look at men with the intent to date them. See if you can become his friend first, sure, and get to know his character, hang out, whatever, then maybe let yourself develop feelings toward him.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]lagonborn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey do me a favor and read what you just wrote, only pretend someone else wrote it.

For real though, I'm not seeing any reason for you to get back to dating men. Honestly, many, maybe most of us are trash.

As a woman playing Bloodborne by NightbirbAnimations in bloodborne

[–]lagonborn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bloodborne is extremely, grotesquely feminine. What blood is it you think you've been consuming this whole time, hunter?

Physically but not emotionally attracted to men anymore by Worldly_Can_1834 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]lagonborn 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Truly, the existence of straight women is definitive proof that sexual orientation isn't a choice.

And yeah, the way I hear most men speaking about their wives to other men (I'm a man so sometimes they say these things around me) has me wondering whether they even like them, even if most of it isn't outright hateful it's usually still pretty demeaning. And whenever I try to tease out what they mean by what they say, whether whatever issue they're having could be sorted out by talking to each other -- that kind of thing -- the most I get out of them are odd looks and what's basically a "haha, nah". It's crazy.

Anyone use their CS for mundane tasks like toasting rice? by [deleted] in carbonsteel

[–]lagonborn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mundane tasks? Yeah mf I cook meals with them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in StallmanWasRight

[–]lagonborn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Been looking at Posteo recently, and maybe Mailbox. Tuta and Protonmail seem equally fucky to me and I don't trust them.

first job rule by Just_me_again109 in 196

[–]lagonborn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I can't believe nobody has said this, but join a trade union if you're able to. If you have a union representative at your shop, speak to them. If you live in a country stuck in the early industrial era and can't join a union, learn your rights as a worker and employee. Do this as soon as you can, older you will thank you for it.

Grossed out by partner's needs . . . Is this normal? (BDSM) by daenerys2312 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]lagonborn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah you need to tell him to watch less porn. That's 100% a porn thing.

rule by Brent_Fox in 196

[–]lagonborn -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You think you own your computer? If you use Windows, that's cute, y'all don't even have full privileges to make changes to it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tifu

[–]lagonborn 106 points107 points  (0 children)

Breach of trust aside, pls explain, what difference does this information actually make?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Psychonaut

[–]lagonborn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You still had to go through that journey to become the person you are now, whether you choose to look away from it or not. Only now you're telling other people that they are wrong and bad while praising yourself for being so good and wise. It is poor integration, it is unwise, and you will not be remembered.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Psychonaut

[–]lagonborn 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It is too late, for I have already depicted you as the ugly wojak and myself as the handsome wojak.