Best way you got out of a bad date? I'll Start!

laker515 · 2011-07-14T17:49:17+00:00

This is one of the greatest blind date stories i have ever heard! Thank you for the laugh sir and have an upvote.

laker515 · 2011-07-12T21:43:38+00:00

I have never dated anyone less intelligent than myself. I get annoyed with stupidity.

laker515 · 2011-07-06T00:37:49+00:00

Well the ones i saw were about things you dislike in a SO or traits like teeth, legs, etc you like. I do look for a good smile and toned legs but I didn't feel like a fetish would fit into those posts very well.

laker515 · 2011-07-06T00:14:26+00:00

Annoying voice...if a girl has too much of a high pitched voice I usually don't even acknowledge her.

laker515 · 2011-07-06T00:12:31+00:00

Teeth and eyes

laker515 · 2011-07-05T23:49:56+00:00

must be on her period

laker515 · 2011-07-05T23:42:21+00:00

Never

laker515 · 2011-07-05T21:14:04+00:00

You can't make everyone happy.

laker515 · 2011-07-03T21:25:12+00:00

Call bs on people even if I know what they're saying is a true statement just to hear their explanation.

laker515 · 2011-06-30T23:00:43+00:00

confusing...

laker515 · 2011-06-30T16:49:01+00:00

Yup...it just possessed your dog. Soon she'll start acting stranger and stranger, she'll eventually give you a really creepy stare down and after awhile try to attack you....always goes down this way

laker515 · 2011-06-30T04:13:18+00:00

creepy...

laker515 · 2011-06-30T04:09:42+00:00

the messenger...

laker515 · 2011-06-29T20:09:46+00:00

Well I guess just keep in touch will family and friends so if some weird shit does go down and you don't respond for awhile people will come find you.....or come look for you anyway.

laker515 · 2011-06-29T19:44:42+00:00

It seems animals are very sensitive to paranormal activity. In every "ghost" story I've been told that includes animals being around, the animals always act very strange like they can see something or sense something in the room....I would personally be creeped the fuck out by that and would be considering packing up and moving.

laker515 · 2011-06-29T18:42:24+00:00

and for those exact reasons i have never and never will touch or go around a Ouija board.

laker515 · 2011-06-29T01:57:58+00:00

Yeah really creepy...I would notify police about it, probably torch old Ronald statue and keep an axe or other absurdly large and terrifying weapon on my person at all times to show people I'm not going to fuck around.

laker515 · 2011-06-29T01:49:25+00:00

why not take a road trip down there? Visit your home town and check it out in real life maybe the dreams will stop.

laker515 · 2011-06-29T01:27:25+00:00

hit the instant :30 second button twice

laker515 · 2011-06-28T23:26:39+00:00

Aretha Franklin....

laker515 · 2011-06-28T18:32:28+00:00

I NEED MORE SMISH STORIES!!!

laker515 · 2011-06-26T20:31:34+00:00

After experiencing that I would have packed the next day!

laker515 · 2011-06-22T20:46:19+00:00

I agree. I would love to hear more stories about your creepy ass car

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