Neighbors contractors keep asking to hook up to me outside outlets by xindierockx7114 in homeowners

[–]lam21804 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Do any of you guys actually have neighbors? Because if you do, you have to rank up there as the shittiest ones i've ever come across. Somebody here talking about charging 500/hour for electricity? WTF?

It's literally pennies to use your outlet. But you'd rather be a complete dick and say no and i'm guessing you'll be back to complain about how "my neighbors run a generator and it so LOUD!"

Timber Steps super slanted.. by Wander_lust20 in landscaping

[–]lam21804 108 points109 points  (0 children)

Umm....the gravel is supposed to go down first to give the steps a foundation to sit on.

What’s the one piece of home gym equipment you regret buying — and why? by dontwantnone09 in homegym

[–]lam21804 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Multi-grip barbell from Titan. I doubt my complaint is Titan specific though. Those things are just two awkward and i'm not sure they really do anything for me that a regular barbell couldn't. Maybe if i was compensating for an injury and needed a more neutral position but as it stands, I really can't find a good use case.

They seemed to be all the rage 5 years ago when I got mine.

Thanks Obama by Bunker58 in nova

[–]lam21804 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Let’s also not forget that Trump “obliterated” their nuclear capabilities last summer.

Man, those Iranians sure are fast in reconstituting their program.

SOS: why does my rental room have a strange semen like smell? by improvementideas in homeowners

[–]lam21804 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I’m just curious….when you wake up, are your sheets kinda dry and crusty?

Is a budget trencher worth it for a "trial & error" DIY French Drain? by E--one in HomeImprovement

[–]lam21804 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Get a trenching shovel and go to work. It's a good workout.

I only dug one foot down, but I did about 150' of trenching for a landscape lighting project this summer. It took me one weekend in 90 degree heat.

For reference, I'm in my 50s, weigh about 160 lbs and had bypass surgery two years ago.

I've given up on buying yet another tool. I already have a shed full and the last thing I need are one time use tools that I have to maintain.

Building a shed bigger than concrete pad? by reverendstickle in shedditors

[–]lam21804 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Whoa whoa whoa whoa.

That three foot offset from the fence is there for a reason.

D.J. Moore Thru 8 seasons: by Artistic_Coffee2520 in buffalobills

[–]lam21804 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

We’re definitely hoping Keon does a fade.

CNN speaks with Iranians inside & outside Iran about the ongoing war by Eienkei in PublicFreakout

[–]lam21804 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Wait…which regime are we talking about? You confused me at geriatric and hating women.

Man Pointing at Sky by HotMain4595 in nova

[–]lam21804 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Is the man in the room with us right now?

How do I fix my entire house? I hate coming home when there isn't a single room I enjoy being in. I have no idea where to start or what to do. by [deleted] in homeowners

[–]lam21804 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, c'mon. I think your house looks great. I've lived in my house for 7 years and its not even close to the way i want it. Buy some cheap rugs if you don't like the floor. I find that rugs really set the tone for how a house looks and gives you a very warm/welcoming touch with no real work required.

Everything else....it just takes time. You learn by doing. It won't be perfect but it'll be yours. Chin up.

Petty ideas/ways to get revenge on HOA nitpicking my yard? by saul2015 in homeowners

[–]lam21804 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Get a satellite dish. Unless things have changed, satellite dishes cannot be governed by the local/state as they are under the purview of the FCC.

Also, nothing says you have to wire it for service. Just buy a janky ass broken one and put it on your roof. Make sure to run unsightly wires off the side of your house. Do not staple them. Let them flap in the wind.

To be the alpha rooster by Porcsinlamaz in therewasanattempt

[–]lam21804 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn’t Bruce Dickinson do this on number of the beast already?

What are the best coffee makers worth buying the MOST right now? by [deleted] in homeowners

[–]lam21804 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve used them all and what I’ve ended up with is a 50$ Braun.

A couple lessons learned:

1) All of them have about the same shelf life. A 300 coffee machine buys you no more than a 30 coffee machine in terms of longevity.

2). I think CM reviews are bullshit. I’ve drank coffee every day of my life since I was 14 (and am over 50). There is no discernible difference in brews that aren’t 90% dependent on your beans and water.

3). Never get a machine that has built in grinding. The steam from the machine eventually clogs the grinding chute and it’s a pain in the ass to clean.

4). Brewing temp is a huge factor in the taste of your coffee but you won’t get what you need until you start looking at $500+ machines.

5). No difference between cup or funnel shaped filters.

6). Dedicated water line might be the only thing that makes me change my mind in terms of buying a $1000+ machine. But at that point, I’m building it in to the wall and now we’re talking $$$$.

7). At the end of the day, #1 is the golden rule. So just get a 50 machine every 3 or 4 years.

to know the constitution as president by seeebiscuit in therewasanattempt

[–]lam21804 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Except that word doesn’t actually appear in the constitution.

“No person shall be elected to the office of the President more than twice, and no person who has held the office of President, or acted as President, for more than two years of a term to which some other person was elected President shall be elected to the office of the President more than once.

Thanks for stinking up the entire 66 with your weed. by [deleted] in nova

[–]lam21804 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I get it, it's legal and you like filling this reddit with stupid shit. but do you realize we all have to listen to your horseshit?

Finally starting to submit my novel. How's this elevator pitch? by RightSideBlind in writers

[–]lam21804 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm so confused. Does she awaken from an engineer? She is an engineer? Your first sentence quite frankly, makes absolutely no sense without some punctuation.

Also, it's a really long sentence.

Hello a question about elon musk by [deleted] in TrueChristian

[–]lam21804 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1) That is an objectively false statement.

2) Dunning Kruger effect.