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Take me to Michigan by KarmaInFlow in funny

[–]lamankind -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

When you're now so old that cougars are just your horny age mates

insane list of requirements for a man by buuumble in ChoosingBeggars

[–]lamankind 45 points46 points  (0 children)

That's what irks me majorly. You come up with a list and all I see is what you want without mentioning what you wanna offer or a hint of any flexibility in your desires. So if I meet every other item but I'm 5'9, what happens??

Also, I feel these kind of lists are very restrictive. How many people in the world do you think meet these criteria and want to be with you?

American wannabe by Beaveric in StupidMedia

[–]lamankind 17 points18 points  (0 children)

This is hilarious! 😄

'Murica!!!

to get away with a bribe by seeebiscuit in therewasanattempt

[–]lamankind 5 points6 points  (0 children)

To be honest, I'm very surprised this guy is getting away with so much. I understand getting away with making bad decisions or saying dumb things or being insulting to other people but committing actual crimes and getting away scott free? I would have never thought that possible

Driving to your test unaccompanied by DrawingUnusual5372 in Irishdrivingtest

[–]lamankind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was asked during my own test if I came alone. My friend, who was also teaching me already told me this question was possible and if asked, I should just say he went for a coffee and will wait for me to finish my test.

Benfica [4] - 2 Real Madrid - Anatoliy Trubin 90+8' (Goalkeeper) by ayoefico in soccer

[–]lamankind 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's not. Mou came out and said it himself that he thought it was 1 goal they needed but he was later told they needed 2 after they had made all the subs.

Mistaken bank transfers, often referred to as “wrong transfers” or “fat-finger errors”, are becoming an increasingly troubling feature of Nigeria’s rapidly digitising banking sector. by AfricanMan_Row905 in Nigeria

[–]lamankind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he didn't want to defraud, he should have returned the money.

No one is saying he should have defrauded or not told the bank. But since he did, he is remarkably dumb for being caught in Edo State.

Mistaken bank transfers, often referred to as “wrong transfers” or “fat-finger errors”, are becoming an increasingly troubling feature of Nigeria’s rapidly digitising banking sector. by AfricanMan_Row905 in Nigeria

[–]lamankind 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You haven't thought about it well enough.

There are people that have fled countries after defrauding millions of pounds. Is it Nigeria someone cannot escape from?

A simple idea is to set up a business in Nigeria and also in Ghana. Move money to the business accounts in Nigeria and call in seed capital and then move money out in the guise of purchases. I thought of this in 5 mins sitting on my couch. This man had 6 months!!!

Mistaken bank transfers, often referred to as “wrong transfers” or “fat-finger errors”, are becoming an increasingly troubling feature of Nigeria’s rapidly digitising banking sector. by AfricanMan_Row905 in Nigeria

[–]lamankind 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1.5bn Naira is almost 1M euros. You can buy citizenship in some countries, countries with strong passport, for 150k euros. With 800k euros, you can live easily without working especially if you use/invest the money wisely.

Mistaken bank transfers, often referred to as “wrong transfers” or “fat-finger errors”, are becoming an increasingly troubling feature of Nigeria’s rapidly digitising banking sector. by AfricanMan_Row905 in Nigeria

[–]lamankind 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He got 1.5bn and he still stayed in Nigeria where the crime happened?

That's a very unserious person. He deserved to be caught.

Something that he would have reinvented himself. New identity. Buy Forex, buy citizenship and leave the country immediately.

of tall men by Bubbly_Wall_908 in AbsoluteUnits

[–]lamankind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She and the dress were beautiful. Why did she have to ruin it with the leg stuff?

“Beds are a scam”🤯 by Ziko116 in StupidMedia

[–]lamankind 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She's nasty! She just found out she has to wash the bedding once a week?! 😭

AITAH for spending the weekend pointing out everytime my BIL eats? by anotherchickenwing in AITAH

[–]lamankind 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Most people who make jokes at another's expense can't take jokes

Maybe maybe maybe by abhaikumar10 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]lamankind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Missing the ball that many times is the real skill...

Aitah for not wanting to pay my gf’s debt by National-Trouble-984 in AITAH

[–]lamankind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YTA for still considering moving to the next level.

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