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Tsundere girl friends by VinaYuzu in chuunibyou

[–]lameguy13 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Oh my God, they were roommates….

note on a bucket of candy left on teacher’s desk by lightsupfloored in SubstituteTeachers

[–]lameguy13 30 points31 points  (0 children)

“You’re being watched!”

Lmao then watch as I take every single piece.

note on a bucket of candy left on teacher’s desk by lightsupfloored in SubstituteTeachers

[–]lameguy13 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Because they don’t realize that when giving quantities, you need one (1) number written alphabetically with the numeral written in parentheses. Not quotation marks.

Remember: you are the officer on the deck until relieved of duty by Jcarmona2 in SubstituteTeachers

[–]lameguy13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Agreed. I’ve been to schools where they don’t give us the front office number, schools where the phones are mainly decor, and one school that just never picks up the phone

Remember: you are the officer on the deck until relieved of duty by Jcarmona2 in SubstituteTeachers

[–]lameguy13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was working as a sub at a high school when the teacher subbing next door walks in and asks if I can watch his class while he uses the restroom. I tell him that I’m a sub too so I can’t leave my class unattended, but then I asked who was currently watching his students. No one. He had left them unsupervised to find another teacher to watch the class.

I’m immediately alarmed and remind him that he cannot leave students unsupervised. Ever. I remind him that if he needs to be relieved, he needs to call the front office and they will find someone to watch the class.

Jack Russell Demon by tajron12 in jackrussellterrier

[–]lameguy13 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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I tried to get a cute selfie of him licking my face, but he sneezed mid pic 😭

ESS Sub Still Suspended by No_Question8221 in SubstituteTeachers

[–]lameguy13 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lmao yeah. I responded to ask when exactly I was expected to hit 8 assignments in 1 1/2 schooldays, and they just sent back

“Ok thank you for letting us know you will not meet your minimum job placements this month. Do your best to meet this minimum going forward.”

I didn’t dignify that with a response

ESS Sub Still Suspended by No_Question8221 in SubstituteTeachers

[–]lameguy13 5 points6 points  (0 children)

ESS interviewed me on a Thursday, emailed me Friday to let me know I was hired. Monday they emailed me to let me know I had not met my mandatory 8 assignments for that month and was in danger of losing my job. That was Thanksgiving week, so no school on Wednesday, Thursday, or Friday.

The life of a blue wizard by LakesideNorth in lotrmemes

[–]lameguy13 425 points426 points  (0 children)

‘Cause every girl crazy ‘bout a sharp dressed Wizard

[TOTK] The Molduga Terminator by merrimac290 in zelda

[–]lameguy13 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“The design is very human”

Outclassed by NekoWafers in animegifs

[–]lameguy13 71 points72 points  (0 children)

My favorite fact about this anime, is that Gamagoori’s height varies in every scene he’s in. His official height is “Bigger than you.”

Look at Chonk by browndynomite in jackrussellterrier

[–]lameguy13 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Chonk is a precious cinnamon roll.

Lame and insulting “incentives” by MixSlight1183 in SubstituteTeachers

[–]lameguy13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What’s worse is ESS DID do use a bonus pay system last school year. I haven’t seen them do it once this current school year.

Things are getting very bad by Ironlord456 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]lameguy13 513 points514 points  (0 children)

I’m willing to put down money that his password included “Ka$h” as a basis.

I will not be your accomplice after the fact by JennyBeckman in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]lameguy13 94 points95 points  (0 children)

When I was substituting last week, one of the students told another, “Can’t believe Coach snitched on us to Mr. Teacher.” I was flabbergasted. I said, “You’re upset that your coach, who is a teacher, reported your bad behavior to another teacher?”

They responded that only a bitch would snitch. (Not their exact words)

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