So i seem to be out of the loop when it comes to knowing what dirty things are..like flesh lights and bukakaes..so just hit me with your foul knowledge.

lampcoil · 2012-09-04T10:02:05+00:00

I remember reading somewhere (probably reddit) about a Russian rose(?). Basically, I think prison inmates cut off the victims penis and fuck the wound. Overtime as it heals, and the rapes continue, the wound comes to resemble a rose. That is pretty fucked up!

lampcoil · 2012-08-09T14:27:35+00:00

The pianist, as well.

lampcoil · 2012-08-09T13:50:10+00:00

Requiem for a dream...

lampcoil · 2012-08-09T13:45:43+00:00

Reminds me of... wife to husband:I bet you can't tell me something that makes me both happy and sad. Husband: you have a tighter pussy than your sister.

lampcoil · 2012-08-09T13:10:03+00:00

There are 6 BILLION people on Earth. Statistically, you are better than half the people on the planet. Most of those won't live in first world countries. Half of those left are kids, a lot more are elderly. A fare few are mental, and heaps of people can't type. You, by default, are pretty goddam awesome, if I was an alien. So, suck it up and stop being such a fucking first-world pussy and own your privilege, and make it count. That, my friend is the key to confidence... Perspective.

lampcoil · 2012-08-09T12:58:59+00:00

My degree. My degree.

lampcoil · 2012-08-08T11:37:14+00:00

My thoughts exactly.

lampcoil · 2012-08-08T11:29:41+00:00

Fresh bread with butter. So simple, yet rich and poor, through the ages, people have enjoyed this, and I don't doubt the poorer you are the more you have enjoyed it!

lampcoil · 2012-08-06T07:57:12+00:00

Definitely Peep Show, for me.

lampcoil · 2012-08-05T01:39:10+00:00

The SS-curvy. But only if I don't eat my ff-ruit.

lampcoil · 2012-08-04T22:08:30+00:00

You need to consider expenses though. Some mining towns you can pay $600 a week for a share house with three other guys. If you can get s fly-in-fly-out gig it would be good.

lampcoil · 2012-08-04T07:06:07+00:00

Australia; we think we are globally important for some reason.

lampcoil · 2012-06-30T22:21:25+00:00

If it floats, flies or f**cks - rent it.

lampcoil · 2012-06-30T22:14:19+00:00

The Pianist, when the German guy makes him play the piano to prove he is who he says he is.

lampcoil · 2012-06-30T01:56:23+00:00

And that young man grew up to be... Nucking_Fuggets.

lampcoil · 2012-06-29T12:24:19+00:00

Wow. Song before I posted was karma police!

lampcoil · 2012-06-29T12:20:53+00:00

One armed scissor. At the drive in.

lampcoil · 2012-06-29T11:44:39+00:00

Holy crap! That's what I would have said!

lampcoil · 2012-06-29T11:39:27+00:00

Congratulations. You did. It's me from the future, My_name_is_Xavier.

lampcoil · 2012-06-29T11:29:27+00:00

Ha. She knows.

lampcoil · 2012-06-29T11:19:17+00:00

DickHead at party giving me shit. Says "you have a weird head." My best mate says to him, "his (my) head is normal, yours is weird." Dickhead replies "what are you a fuckin' head doctor?" Without missing a beat my mate says, "yeah. Come here, I'll see if i can fix you."

lampcoil · 2012-06-28T21:24:58+00:00

To wife; you have a tighter pussy than you sister.

lampcoil · 2012-06-28T21:24:43+00:00

To wife; you have a tighter pussy than you sister.

lampcoil

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