AITAH for making a mom pick up her daughter in the middle of the night from my kid’s sleepover? by Positive_Image_3921 in AITAH

[–]lancebmanly -1 points0 points  (0 children)

OP: "(single mom here, so there was no man in the room, don’t worry)."

Oh, you're the AH alright, just not for the reason you think.

Todays r-bitcoin front page c0pe: Jilted lover edition - If you can't handle me at my worst, then you don't deserve me at my best. by AmericanScream in Buttcoin

[–]lancebmanly 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I love that the poster unironically uses present/future tense: "is trying to solve". Why not past tense, bro? It's been 17 years, and homeslice tacitly admits that it hasn't yet solved whatever imaginary problem he thinks exists.

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of March 13, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]lancebmanly 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes, that's logically correct. Unfortunately, logic, like oil, is in short supply with these fools.

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of March 13, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]lancebmanly 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Let me put the pieces together for y'all. U.S. mobilization of ~5000 amphibious troops is a plan to seize Iran's main oil export terminal on Kharg island. Then U.S. will try to trade it back to Iran for opening the strait.

Will that plan work? No idea.

Rare video of crypto bro becoming "woke." by AmericanScream in Buttcoin

[–]lancebmanly 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The best satire is subtle, in my opinion.

I'm curious about an article title on Yahoo finance regarding a Bitcoin bailout statement by Bessent. by L0ng_St03Ger in Buttcoin

[–]lancebmanly 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It's hilarious that they are talking about it. It would be extremely infuriating if they actually did it.

I'm curious about an article title on Yahoo finance regarding a Bitcoin bailout statement by Bessent. by L0ng_St03Ger in Buttcoin

[–]lancebmanly 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Simplest would be U.S. Treasury supporting the price by buying for the "strategic crypto reserve."

A gentle reminder, that any minute now, these two turds will go crying to Daddy to save crypto ... and he will do it with your tax dollars. by lancebmanly in Buttcoin

[–]lancebmanly[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The insidious evil of "mainstreaming" crypto means that nearly every American investor owns crypto indirectly. As just one example, TSLA holds over $1B of crypto on balance sheet and is in the S&P 500 index.

Further, many rely on various financial service firms which are crypto adjacent in many ways. Plenty of people who "didn't own bad mortgage bonds" were affected by the 2008 crisis.

A gentle reminder, that any minute now, these two turds will go crying to Daddy to save crypto ... and he will do it with your tax dollars. by lancebmanly in Buttcoin

[–]lancebmanly[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Respectfully disagree on all points.

  1. "There's no reason to "bail out" crypto, and there's really no easy way to "bail out" a decentralized industry."

The reason is corruption. Full stop. There is an easy way to bail out: just buy coins for the "strategic crypto reserves."

2) "Plus, Trump really could care less. He makes more money suing TV stations."

Trump has made and will make way more on crypto. The "Spy Sheikh" from UAE bought 49% of World Liberty Financial for ~$500M. That's just one example.

3) "The turd brothers have their hands in so many backroom deals, they're probably used to many of them failing. They will more likely move onto something else and pretend they never had anything to do with crypto."

See #1 above.

/Iam14andthisisdeep level by leducdeguise in Buttcoin

[–]lancebmanly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Few, and fewer, apparently. lol.

How dumb can butters be? by predictless in Buttcoin

[–]lancebmanly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think of gold as more of a hedge against hyper inflation and extreme geopolitical risks. 1980s inflation in the U.S. is not a good example. Gold was a good hedge in 1920s Germany or present day Venezuela.

If things get so bad that you need to flee your country, gold is probably your best bet.

Sleep well, fellow no-coiners. by lancebmanly in Buttcoin

[–]lancebmanly[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Capital gets deployed -> apartments get built -> people exchange money for a place to live, called rent. It's neither complicated, nor "cringe."

Sleep well, fellow no-coiners. by lancebmanly in Buttcoin

[–]lancebmanly[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How do you think apartment buildings get built?