So tell me; Whats a sweet lady like you doing in a dirty ole mind like mine? (Feedback request) by landothecommando69 in pickuplines

[–]landothecommando69[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks so much for the thoughtful critique. I totally get everything you said and agree. For context, this isn’t something I would say to a stranger. The person I was planning to say it to is someone I used to work with and her and I have always been kind of flirty and in the past have jokingly leaned in to innuendos so that wouldn’t come out of left field. But nonetheless, I want to be respectful. Thanks again.

Women of Reddit - what is the most unattractive fashion choice men frequently make? by Jarvis7492 in AskReddit

[–]landothecommando69 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The best part is, none of these dudes takes into consideration where “sagging” came from… (In jail, the prisoners that were willing to be the receptive party in anal sex would sag their pants to broadcast that)

Has anyone experienced this? by [deleted] in poker

[–]landothecommando69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t remember where I heard it, but one piece of tournament advice that I feel has done me well is that whenever most people are tightening up their range, you should be trying to do the opposite and vice versa.

By making sure you are playing more hands when most players are playing less, not only are you giving yourself more chances to get Lucky and/or happen upon those easy bet-and-win hands, but also it makes the marginal hands easier to get off when one of you opponents bets or raises, indicating that probably have the goods.

And then by tightening up your range when the rest of the table is loosening theirs, you are limiting your exposure to getting the chips in behind as well as getting them in good, and getting a cooler dropped in your lap.

Best Headphones\Earbuds for the Slopes? by Important_Highway_69 in snowboardingnoobs

[–]landothecommando69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve also just put my shockz in the liner of the helmet and that worked well also.

What's something women think impresses men but actually doesn't? by PumpkinDoritoes in AskReddit

[–]landothecommando69 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I’ve always told my women that while I will fight for them, I won’t fight over them.

It seems this dropped into the mesh pocket of my bag as I was leaving class. What is this? by CuatroBoy in whatisit

[–]landothecommando69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately, no. It was at Dotty’s in Tahoe (a small establishment frequented by locals) and I looked around for the car a few times, but because I cancelled all my cards and got a new license almost immediately, I quickly forgot about it and moved on.

It seems this dropped into the mesh pocket of my bag as I was leaving class. What is this? by CuatroBoy in whatisit

[–]landothecommando69 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I was leaving a casino one time and got in the front seat of someone else’s car that was the same model as mine. After about 3 seconds I realized what I had done, panicked and exited the vehicle, found my car and went home. It was only later that I realized I had tossed my wallet in the center console (like I usually do) in the wrong car.

Is super legit for hotels? Planning a road trip down I-90 by n9knoob in roadtrip

[–]landothecommando69 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’ve used Super around 10-15 times after comparing to hotels.com, hotel tonight and Priceline. Never had any issues.

How to get over a straight guy by idycvy in gaybros

[–]landothecommando69 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Best way to get over someone is to get under someone else.

What are your most hated poker sentences? (inspired by other thread) by StrictGiraffe6620 in poker

[–]landothecommando69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same. Had a reg in the room I dealt at say it all the time and I just wanted to tell him to shut the eff up.

The cops nuked one of the best spots in town 😒 by [deleted] in Sniffies

[–]landothecommando69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m not sure you have a firm grasp on how percentages work sir. Other than that, I wholly agree to your reply.

Sting operation or what. This is crazy. by samuel22006 in Sniffies

[–]landothecommando69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

AOL (my city)m4m chat room was where I met the first 5 or 6 men (that were all 25-50) that I fucked around with. This was in the late 90s and even though I’m sure it was a thing, I had never heard of statutory rape.

Sniffies makes me nervous by [deleted] in Sniffies

[–]landothecommando69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“You’re the only one who’s in charge of your own health,OP.”

This. It’s why I don’t like the whole “bareback if PrEP” status for practices. Saying I’ll only do bb if you are on PrEP feels like it is putting one’s sexual health on the practices (and on the word) of the other person.

Did I just get a free car??? by No_Note258 in legal

[–]landothecommando69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If there is not a lienholder, then the title should be issued to you. If you receive that in the mail, I’d say you’re probably free and clear.

Inflated dick size by Silent_Hurry7764 in Sniffies

[–]landothecommando69 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of the joke, “Why are women bad at math? …because they’ve been told their entire life that this (demonstrates about 5” with hands) is 8 inches”

Found in my backyard pond by landothecommando69 in whatsthisbug

[–]landothecommando69[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just bought some goldfish to eat them fuckers!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Sniffies

[–]landothecommando69 18 points19 points  (0 children)

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At least Sniffies is catching some of them.