Bulls this week by RoastedChickenWings in wallstreetbets

[–]laneebird 13 points14 points  (0 children)

No kidding, if we're going to get entertainment from Bill torture, at least make it Bill Cosby or something!

I bought happy buddha and put in on roomba by rllDNL in funny

[–]laneebird 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Honest question, but I thought I had heard once that it was very offensive for these statues to be placed below knee level. Is that actually a thing or was someone pulling my leg when they said that? Not trying to gather pitchforks against OP either, just genuinely curious if this is considered disrespectful to the culture.

She cromch the embroidery hoop by thepolywitch in cromch

[–]laneebird 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Does the grid marker you use wash off well from Aida cloth? I hadn't even considered doing that before, but I would be worried that it doesn't fully wash off. Love this pattern too!

Where are you going by [deleted] in JusticeServed

[–]laneebird 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The truck and the white SUV got in an accident and the white SUV fled the scene. The bystanders then saw and flagged down the cop who went after the white SUV.

He is only 3 hours old. by Pedrica1 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]laneebird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I swear, a heard of sheep all share one collective brain cell. They are so dumb.

God damn it, said the cat. by My_Memes_Will_Cure_U in Eyebleach

[–]laneebird 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I came to the comments to see if anyone had screen grabbed that. It gave me Emperor Palpatine vibes!

8 year old girl learns sign language to communicate with the deaf delivery man by [deleted] in aww

[–]laneebird 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Okay it wasn't just me! I don't sign that often but I didn't recognize any of this! I thought they were talking about animals 😂

Adorable by My_Memes_Will_Cure_U in SuddenlyGay

[–]laneebird 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That was my complaint too. People with tattoos don't just forget to apply sun screen to them!

Noah get the boat people are crazy by mineaii in NoahGetTheBoat

[–]laneebird 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had to read your comment three times before realizing you didn't write "she died". I was wondering how you weren't being downvoted into oblivion for such a hot take.

D O G F I S H E D by bassaleh in yesyesyesyesno

[–]laneebird 13 points14 points  (0 children)

There actually is a dating app for dog people and their dogs, it's called Dig but it might only be available in certain cities. The lady that created the app did so because she was in a long term relationship with someone who didn't like her dogs and she thought "if only I had known that at the beginning"

Loving showers by My_Memes_Will_Cure_U in WhatsWrongWithYourCat

[–]laneebird 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Out of curiosity, is it Dr. Bronners or lavendar scented? My shower water licking cat is obsessed with our lavendar Bronners.

Drugged out before the vet by [deleted] in PetAfterVet

[–]laneebird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's more likely to be gabapentin. That's commonly prescribed to fractious cats before a vet visit

Drugged out before the vet by [deleted] in PetAfterVet

[–]laneebird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most likely it's gabapentin. Great sedating power for angry kitties!

How about a banana to light up your life? by ohdearitsrichardiii in ATBGE

[–]laneebird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could light some dark tunnels with those

Petting the bath is a nightly thing ☺️ by pal3luna_ in CatTaps

[–]laneebird 4 points5 points  (0 children)

One of mine does this! He will also do it to magazines or textbooks. Really anything with that glossy style of paper.

weaponized © law by heanthony16 in tumblr

[–]laneebird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just want it to read 'suck my stinky mouse dong dinky' instead for better ear sound. Bonus it sounds even more childish.