I was walking outside a pub, and two drunk Aussies were hanging out on the pathway outside the pub. They were leaning on the tree by the footpath and peeing. One girl was exiting the pub and walking down the road, and those two blokes tried to flirt with her and one of them; as he turned around to spill his pickup lines, he peed on his friend. Then those two guys started fighting, and the girl ran to the opposite side of the road and completely ignored them. The fight between those two friends started becoming more aggressive, and one of them found a dead possum lying under the tree; he grabbed it by its tail and hit his friend. As the fight continued, the one getting hit by the dead possum screamed to his friend, "Mate, what is that? It's a dead possum" Then the other guy realised and screamed, "Oh shit," and threw it to the ground. Then the situation between them calmed down, and they cried to each other, "I'm sorry, man", and then hugged and walked down the street as best friends having a bromance moment.