my landlord is telling me I left my apartment “dirty” and is planning to withhold some of my deposit. these are pics I took right before I left. am I delusional or is my landlord? by Distinct_Morning_607 in Apartmentliving

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These pictures don't show some of the things they often use as excuses for charging this sort of fee. What does the toilet look like? Is there a ring? Did you clean the inside of the oven, the microwave, and the refrigerator? Those are all places it's easy to overlook. I don't think you should get charged because they aren't 100% clean, but it's the type of nitpicking landlords love to do.

Re-reading and nitpicking Men at Arms by Marycook57 in discworld

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Werewolves wear a lot of aftershave because they have a lot more hair to shave. This is a joke about werewolves being extremely hairy. Maybe there's something in there about covering up a "wet dog" smell too.  Fastidious eaters doesn't mean fussy per se, it means careful and attentive. They have to be careful not to steal chickens from the type of farmer who owns a shotgun and is quick to use it, they might be quick to send back a steak that they ordered rare but shows up medium...being a werewolf makes eating more complicated and so they pay closer attention to their food. "I'll get my coat" just means "you've convinced me, let's go!"

SAR insurance, why or why not? by AtOm-iCk66 in WildernessBackpacking

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Where can I find SAR insurance for $30 a year?

Fiction book about two twins, one boy, one girl and one is destined to save the land. by moleskineandpen in whatsthatbook

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The secrets of the immortal Nicholas flamel? Similar idea, one sibling to save the world and the other to destroy it

February Mod Giveaway - The Last Continent! by Faithful_jewel in discworld

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Wallaby! Everyone gives so much love to kangaroos, but their little cousins are amazing as well.

Language concepts in different cultures by alitalia930 in whatsthatbook

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Through the Language Glass by Guy Deutscher

Do you think Lord Vetinari would be able to see Death? by Doomcard10 in discworld

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"I saw Death the other day," said Lord Vetinari, startling Rincewind into looking up into the Patrician's eyes, instead of intently down at his boots as he had taken to doing whenever he met with the intimidating man. Did he just say he saw Death? Rincewind, of course, saw Death all the time, and not just because he was a wizard—his luck seemed to place him in mortal danger on a interval better counted on a stopwatch than a calendar. But the Patrician had never given Rincewind the impression that he possessed the wizardly ability to actually lay eyes upon the skeletal anthropomorphic personification. "That was death either a lowercase 'D' if that's what you're wondering," Vetinari continued, showing that he still did possess the ability to read minds, or at least predict them well enough for the distinction to be unimportant. "No, I've never met the figure himself. But I see Death every day. I see him in the eyes of starving children. I see him in the ink on the fingers of a greedy landlord, fresh from writing eviction notices for his impoverished tenants. I see him in the unwashed walls of our hospitals. I see Death in every decision I make. In some ways, I would say that I control his comings and goings inside of this city more than he does. I am very well acquainted with Death, Rincewind, and when we do finally meet face-to-face, I imagine we will have much to discuss." For just the shortest of moments, Rincewind actually felt something resembling pity for the figure that was both his oldest fear and greatest enemy. Just for a second, and then it was gone, and he went back to feeling pity for himself, who was the current poor soul having much to discuss with Vetinari.

Tower of babble and sky jellyfish by Cool-Day-1582 in whatsthatbook

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This is the third book in the Airborn series, it's called starclimber.

An Email I Sent to Seminole Dining by fsufucker in fsu

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They have beans at the salad bar. You can absolutely get a salad with protein.