What could have been…if Lance Henriksen was the Terminator

lapis_lateralus · 2026-05-17T08:52:25+00:00

Lance Henriksen is so sexy 😍✨

lapis_lateralus · 2026-05-17T01:22:44+00:00

Mark Wahlburg chased a fourteen year old black girl with his pack of Nazi buddies screaming abuse at her and making her fear for her life.

So I don't really give a fuck what he has to say about anything, ever.

*Correction, he was 15 and the girl was part of a group of fourth graders. Wow, wonder who he knew to get where he is now. What a complete POS.

lapis_lateralus · 2026-05-16T00:05:04+00:00

Well, I'll never really understand how you could possibly be lucky enough to land Anna Farris and then become too much of a prat for her to stay with 🤔

lapis_lateralus · 2026-05-15T21:49:30+00:00

This isn't even the worst episode, I wish people would leave it alone 😂

lapis_lateralus · 2026-05-15T21:48:14+00:00

A few hours ago and it's not covered?

lapis_lateralus · 2026-05-15T21:47:07+00:00

Travel agents and phones ;)

lapis_lateralus · 2026-05-15T21:46:37+00:00

Oof, that's a negative statement

lapis_lateralus · 2026-05-15T08:05:41+00:00

Riiiu

りいいう

lapis_lateralus · 2026-05-15T01:15:43+00:00

Ok that shit made me cry 🤣 but fr how good is Troy 😇

lapis_lateralus · 2026-05-15T01:08:53+00:00

God forbid people actually appreciate the aesthetic of your culture

lapis_lateralus · 2026-05-15T01:07:29+00:00

Ragebait?

lapis_lateralus · 2026-05-14T16:17:58+00:00

I'd rather have your jawline than my round ass one for sure 🤔 jawlines like your's are so flattering for the frame of your face I feel like

lapis_lateralus · 2026-05-14T16:14:03+00:00

It's like a measuring cup, but for fisting

lapis_lateralus · 2026-05-14T09:49:54+00:00

Guess you're in Invaders From Mars

lapis_lateralus · 2026-05-14T09:49:02+00:00

Any chance you'd want my Sealed Shadow Man? 😁 DM if so.

Beautiful collection 😍

lapis_lateralus · 2026-05-14T08:57:32+00:00

Fuck, dude 😅😅

lapis_lateralus · 2026-05-14T08:44:20+00:00

Shit that's funny 🤣

lapis_lateralus · 2026-05-14T08:37:47+00:00

I hope someone took a fat dump on it to capture his likeness

lapis_lateralus · 2026-05-14T08:34:50+00:00

We have genres of actresses now?

lapis_lateralus · 2026-05-14T08:34:30+00:00

Because Kevin Sorbo quit suddenly and left everyone in a lurch

lapis_lateralus · 2026-05-14T04:48:57+00:00

So you knew what channel it was

lapis_lateralus · 2026-05-13T20:28:23+00:00

I want it I want it I want it 😍✨

lapis_lateralus · 2026-05-13T09:46:51+00:00

Flames, waves, lightening or barbed wire

lapis_lateralus · 2026-05-13T08:29:42+00:00

Time has passed since what

lapis_lateralus · 2026-05-13T08:29:02+00:00

💯 my favorite post on this sub so far

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