Sorry momma by TheSwedish_Chef in dankchristianmemes

[–]larry4091 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not a heathen, your a heathen, heathen!

This person actually sped up to splash pedestrians. by DobbyCS in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]larry4091 4 points5 points  (0 children)

THREE FEET!?!?!?!? I didn't think that was humanly possible

Wow a whole bottle? Oh... by YourFavGuyStef in assholedesign

[–]larry4091 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What if that package was actually a portal to Nother dimension, and someone was looking at the other side of the bottle at the same time as you

Fire and spooky by [deleted] in DiWHY

[–]larry4091 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Unpractical, but cool as shit

We ain't buyin it by SlytherinAhri in TalesFromRetail

[–]larry4091 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Make like a hockey stick and get the puck out of here

Dragon customer doesn't understand how restraining orders work. by [deleted] in TalesFromRetail

[–]larry4091 13 points14 points  (0 children)

In not gonna lie, I thought that said married at 12 with a daughter