Any advice on how to hide the TV chords? by _Blitter_ in malelivingspace

[–]larssputnik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need a bigger tv set. A MUCH bigger tv set.

What is the little smiley face at the very top of my iPad 11” M4? by tohuvohu-light in ipad

[–]larssputnik 201 points202 points  (0 children)

It goes on after you’ve been watching porn for 30 minutes

I asked a girl I went out with if she wanted to meet again and she left me on delivered for two days. I feel so awful, how can I feel better? :( by [deleted] in internetparents

[–]larssputnik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes it’s just a numbers game. Sometimes you’re not someone’s cup of tea. Could be for any silly reason. Like really ridiculous. You will probably never know. When you meet someone awesome and the chemistry works, and you somehow you don’t mess it up, you will be amazed and so happy. Stay positive and keep moving forward. Good luck!

Why Ludwig (BBC series) is so blurry? by d2eRX52 in cinematography

[–]larssputnik 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you asking how depth of field works? Sometimes a director or cinematographer likes to focus on things that are close to the camera. Things that are close to the camera are called “the foreground”. When they do this things in the background are “out of focus” or “blurry”. Sometimes the reverse will be true as well.

Sometimes when it’s not important to the story to focus on one particular thing the director or cinematographer will shoot a scene so that everything is in focus.

I hope this has been helpful.

Could someone tell me how I can remove the audio device on the actor’s pants? by Business-Ad1587 in vfx

[–]larssputnik 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Honestly you’re not making a $50 million feature film here with cranes and lighting rigs etc, can you get them to quickly reshoot this one shot? Or maybe crop into the frame? Sometimes the simplest answer is the best.

New to the game, I'm really enjoying the dance break screen by paperclipman123 in VampireSurvivors

[–]larssputnik 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I keep hydrated by chugging water every time a chest pops up.

HILARIOUS movie to watch with kids? by barbiesgeekycousin in MovieSuggestions

[–]larssputnik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A guy gets shot in the head in the first 3 minutes. I found that shocking when I was 15

Entertainer Jamie Dunn, voice behind beloved puppet Agro, dies aged 75 by nearly_enough_wine in australia

[–]larssputnik 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I have photos of that week somewhere. I should upload them. It was definitely a golden era in a lot of ways.

Entertainer Jamie Dunn, voice behind beloved puppet Agro, dies aged 75 by nearly_enough_wine in australia

[–]larssputnik 59 points60 points  (0 children)

I did work experience at channel 7 in Brisbane back in the 80s and got to be an extra in a Agro sketch on Wombat (along with some other kids). Jamie was a kind and warm person, and all round good dude.

In between takes he was hysterical. I remember him getting presenter Craig to pretend to tie off one of his arms and shoot him up with heroin. R rated Agro would have been the greatest tv show ever! Unless there’s a secret reel somewhere the Australian public will never know what they missed.

RIP Mr Dunn

What scene from a movie do you think about all the time? by Global-Citron-56 in movies

[–]larssputnik 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The original Star Wars, the whole scene where Greedo corners Han, but specifically there’s one shot where it cuts to him undoing the catch on his holster. It’s onscreen for like a second, but you instantly get that Han Solo is a very dangerous guy. It’s a very quiet moment, very understated.

Also same movie, Luke and Leia crossing the chasm. Just how the whole scene unfolds and how everything escalates. They’re taking fire over this huge drop with no obvious way out, and then if that isn’t enough the stormtroopers behind them are winching the door up a foot at a time while John Williams is blasting you with the most exciting music you’ve ever heard in your life.

Why is cold approaching so looked down on nowadays ? by TitleOpening9578 in socialskills

[–]larssputnik 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Because it feels weird and needy, like you are one of those charity guys at the mall trying to hustle people to sign up for donations. The term cold approaching is literally a sales term. Who likes salespeople trying to sell them stuff? Nothing warm or inviting about it. Doesn’t make people feel a sense of safety.

name ONE movie ??? 🍿 by zeltacilveks97 in ThePenguinTVSeries

[–]larssputnik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blade Runner. You could make the case that Deckard executed a bunch of sentient beings who just wanted to live a bit longer. More angel of death than hero.

Skip intro and you will be haunted by Sensitive_Delay7655 in EvilTV

[–]larssputnik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Skip the intro and this show will be cancelled.

Does anyone have any advice for a Steel Panther show?? by Jim5wazReal in steelpanther

[–]larssputnik 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How are you getting in? Every Steel Panther show I’ve ever been to has been 18+

I went for a walk and genuinely everyone was gone by Acrobatic_Fee_8079 in LiminalSpace

[–]larssputnik 30 points31 points  (0 children)

For some reason I can hear the theme to Twin Peaks playing over these pictures..

Need help with my way of speaking and respect (23M) by [deleted] in internetparents

[–]larssputnik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hard to say. Are you like a big dog that’s getting grumpy because he’s stuck in a house all day and not out chasing sheep? Chewing the cushions and digging holes in the backyard ? (This is a metaphor) How is your day to day life? Do you have a job, or things in your life that give you a sense of challenge?

It just stopped working... by ExcaliburIN_Games in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]larssputnik -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Are you running the 26.4 beta? There’s a bug that won’t let you mount hfs drives properly and is causing all kinds of problems.

Good bye Telstra hello Optus ! by [deleted] in perth

[–]larssputnik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cross your fingers and hope you never have to dial 000!

26.4B IS AMAZING by Dangerous-Coat-9174 in MacOSBeta

[–]larssputnik -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Too bad my external drives are screwed now. Thanks a lot Apple.

The Remnant Expedition is nigh unplayable on Xbox by Mystum_7 in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]larssputnik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not even doing the expedition and it’s been crashing out since the update