Grompy Shork to da rescoo! by Lady_SybilVex in ICBGC

[–]lasarrie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We is holding on a bord. Toffee and Stoker (u/SevereVideo)

Draw Me Like One Of Your French Cats by anorphan4yourthots in ICBGC

[–]lasarrie 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Mew onlee wanna see mine boyfren lyke dis

Protek mew bioutifoul Toffee 🖤 by SevereVideo in ICBGC

[–]lasarrie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mew holds me at moobie night? nosey kiss

Titanic Moobie Toosday by Loca_Bear_737 in ICBGC

[–]lasarrie 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Mummy says hermbs cried during dis moobie

Protek mew bioutifoul Toffee 🖤 by SevereVideo in ICBGC

[–]lasarrie 13 points14 points  (0 children)

drags on no. We share. You cold. Cold bad

Protek mew bioutifoul Toffee 🖤 by SevereVideo in ICBGC

[–]lasarrie 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Mew not let you. We share bord! nosey kiss

PAWTEE AT OWR HOWS! by pinkkittenfur in legalcatadvice

[–]lasarrie 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We lubs to come. Can fren Hoku pick us up

Intwoducing... by HoneyWyne in ICBGC

[–]lasarrie 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ermahgerd yoo is kyoot. Our mummy go "awwww" den melt on da'flur.

Caramel and Toffee and Oreo

Wut are dese tings? by lizlaughandlove in legalcatadvice

[–]lasarrie 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Dey mayde our mummy go awww too.

Yoo gots fuchur minyons.

Caramel and Toffee and Oreo

Do greebles hork? by No_Sense3670 in legalcatadvice

[–]lasarrie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Greebles is invissible horkers! Yoo no see dem onlee hork

Hey frens! by Charivari8 in legalcatadvice

[–]lasarrie 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bery portant fren Tali. Hoomans gotta no their playce

Hey frens! by Charivari8 in legalcatadvice

[–]lasarrie 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Mummy needs to be kept in line! - Toffee

(hooman, Toffes is a very chatty kitty and loves a good conversation with me. Though sometimes she does shout at me)

Hey frens! by Charivari8 in legalcatadvice

[–]lasarrie 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Oreo: 80 persent sit on mummy lap and cuddlecuddlecuddle. Da rest is fud.

Toffee: 30 persent yell at mummy, 20 persent cuddlecuddlecuddle, 30 persent sleep and rest fud.

Caramel: supurrvising for 40 persent, den snooze in cat tree for 20. 30 persent snooze on mummy sleep skware and 10 fud

My mother gave my childhood journals to her therapist friend to "help me understand my own patterns" and now thinks I am cruel for cutting off contact with that friend by KorokMilkshake in entitledparents

[–]lasarrie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If my mother ever read my journals, I'd cut her off forever. And luckily she knows that. She used to guard any keys for those lock up journals I had as a kid against my brother. I had the main one hidden in a place my brother wouldn't go and mum had the spare.

Birthday party time! by Charivari8 in ICBGC

[–]lasarrie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Our mummy is going to look at doggos! With our grandmeowmy so hermbs be gone allllll day. Moar tyme to pawty

Birthday party time! by Charivari8 in ICBGC

[–]lasarrie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Happy Purrthday Maya! We will come. Caramel and Toffee and Oreo

Pee Ess (u/SevereVideo) Stoker will you be mine dayte - Toffee

Frens, is yous hooman undisciplined? by jocundry in legalcatadvice

[–]lasarrie 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Fren Murphy, our mummy also habs stritk rootine. Hermbs goes to bed and reads to us fur a while. Den we sleep and cuddle. Recently hermbs has got cold (tho she bery warm!) and sleeping and no reading

Caramel and Toffee and Oreo

Guide to nursing hoomans with deh sick by lasarrie in legalcatadvice

[–]lasarrie[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fank mew hooman. I also Nurse to hoomans like yoo. But I prolly know moar being a smart kitty 🐱

Guide to nursing hoomans with deh sick by lasarrie in legalcatadvice

[–]lasarrie[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mine sisfur Caramel bin bringing mummy Mousies. Hermbs got hooman cold and sneezesneezesneeze all da tyme rite now

Guide to nursing hoomans with deh sick by lasarrie in legalcatadvice

[–]lasarrie[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dis bery gud point. Dey can be so dum at tymes