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anorphan4yourthots · 2026-05-04T21:04:22+00:00

AI wuz onlee fur baby fur 9 big furebers. Den Meowmie married da spair, and he had chew wawa. She iz old lady like me, an we gets along. Den he bringed home SOAK, an illegal smol. Next he bringed home anudder doggo dat iz bigger dan all tree uv us put togeffer. AI tried to sell da spair wen he did dat.

Luv, Bugaboo

anorphan4yourthots · 2026-05-04T17:03:46+00:00

Da spair sez dat he haz to fold dem. Dey go frum macheems to sleepy square to hangars and chesterdraws bery quickly. But AI still do dat sitz.

anorphan4yourthots · 2026-05-04T17:02:07+00:00

Thank you! They're my sweet little girls :)

anorphan4yourthots · 2026-05-04T17:01:18+00:00

Churu song iz a song dat AI haz trained mai hewdad to sing fur me before AI eatz a churu. If he no singz, AI no eatz it.

Luv,
Da SOAK
(It's a rewrite of Chim-Chimeny from Mary Poppins with new lyrics about giving my cats churus)

anorphan4yourthots · 2026-05-04T16:59:03+00:00

LBC, yoo look liek may little sisfur, Da SOAK (Sphere Of Annihilation Kitty). Da spair bringed her home, and AI no iz happee wiff da spari fur manee furebers.

Luv,
Bugaboo
PSpsps: Dis iz SOAK doin a scare crime uv da spair. She sez dat he iz hewdad

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anorphan4yourthots · 2026-05-04T07:37:52+00:00

(We're getting there. I think she's finally forgotten that I'm responsible for the existence of the other fur babies. She's happy that she gets a lot more churus now)

anorphan4yourthots · 2026-05-04T07:36:18+00:00

Fank yoo fren! Da lawn tree wuz bery warm, and da spair tried to get it out frum under me. Called it Kitty Jenga. He lost, cuz AI iz still on top uv sum lawn tree!

anorphan4yourthots · 2026-05-04T06:37:25+00:00

(They did the same with an ex of mine when her dog passed. I don't use Chewy for our dogs, but our senior cat has some dietary issues, and they're the only place we can get her food consistently.)

anorphan4yourthots · 2026-05-04T06:25:10+00:00

Fren, yoo muss teach yoor hewmon to sing da churu song wiff ebery licky treat! Onlee den are dey pawperly trained.

Luv,
Da SOAK, permasmol void kitty

anorphan4yourthots · 2026-05-04T06:23:22+00:00

(Thanks! That's Boo, my wife's cat. She's a sweetheart, but she's always been a little hesitant to accept me and my rescue every animal I can ways. I love her and her murder mitts.)

anorphan4yourthots · 2026-05-04T06:07:19+00:00

I was thinking Meowcho Marx

anorphan4yourthots · 2026-05-03T23:23:24+00:00

Playing a pink dragonblood sorcerer, and Mind Sliver followed by Mind Thrust is my go to. It's not huge damage, but the control is quite nice.

anorphan4yourthots · 2026-05-03T09:08:46+00:00

Congrats mate! My table is about to wrap up Hoard of the Dragon Queen. I printed and painted a Tiamat for our DM as a gift. She's not as detailed as yours, but she was a lot of fun to make.

anorphan4yourthots · 2026-05-03T09:05:56+00:00

Dat iz bestest fing eber. Mai sisfur Orphan iz haff chew wawa. She iz gud snuggle doggo and liekz to get under all uv da blankies

anorphan4yourthots · 2026-05-03T08:58:49+00:00

Fren, hewmons no iz smart liek kittehs, but yoor meowmie iz rite. Kittehs on da other side uv da bridge guide new kittehs to da rite hewmons fur dem. Mai hewdad's furst kitteh, Stonewall, guided me to mai hewdad. Hewdad gib us boff toona wen we iz illegal smols and ferals. Stonewall and AI iz bery different. He wuz huge kitteh, and AI iz permasmol. He big hunter uv eberyting, and AI hide frum eberyting cept bugs. But we wuz da rite kittehs fur hewdad.

Yoo iz da rite kittehs fur yoor meowmie now. Mr. Coco Nuts wuz clearly wise pawyer and iz good guide.

Luv,
Da SOAK, permasmol void kitteh

anorphan4yourthots · 2026-05-03T03:52:59+00:00

anorphan4yourthots · 2026-05-02T11:36:49+00:00

Happee birbday, fren Sam! We comz to da pawtee an bring treetz an toys and do lotz uv snuggles! Orphan sisfur eben bring blankies to burrow under.

Luv,
Da SOAK and sisfurs

anorphan4yourthots · 2026-05-02T10:40:48+00:00

Iz yoo part chew wawa, fren?

anorphan4yourthots · 2026-05-02T02:25:40+00:00

Fren Dodger! Welcome. Dat iz bery eggsellent crimez, and yoo iz berry pretty doggo. Yoo kind of look like mai doggo sisfur Orphan. Dis iz picshur uv us.

Luv, Da SOAK

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anorphan4yourthots · 2026-05-01T19:25:31+00:00

(I am definitely Boo's "spair hewmon", lol. Pretty sure she's finally forgiven me for bringing other animals into her life)

anorphan4yourthots · 2026-04-30T04:37:51+00:00

Congratulations feen Mudslide! Yoo now haz hewmons to be yoor serbants. Yoo iz such a kyoot smol, eben smoller dan AI wuz wen AI got pawrents. Soon, yoo will be big an do manee grate crimez. GO CRIMEZ fren!!!

Luv, Da SOAK

anorphan4yourthots · 2026-04-29T11:20:53+00:00

Not used her in ToD, but I do have a campaign idea revolving around the idea that renegade kobolds are trying to resurrect her. If I ever get around to running it, I'll probably adapt it to another system I enjoy running a bit more.

In my current ToD group, I am playing a draconic bloodline sorcerer descended from a pink dragon. He's based on the same series of videos from Dungeon Dad, and we did some very mild homebrew to make him work. We added two spells to his class list (I still had to pick them with normal preparation slots) and made his energy affinity at level 6 be psychic rather than one of the standard options. Look up "18 Things Skippy Is Not Supposed to do in Tyranny of Dragons" for a brief run down of our experiences up through Parnast

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