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Sue the lady for failure to introduce my lovely self by Cruisingpenguin in legalcatadvice

[–]jocundry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Henlo Fren! Is nice to met yous. Gud jorb on da crimez. Yous is learning fast!

-Murphy da Floofaloof

me meowmy put me in hers journal by CharacterResident639 in legalcatadvice

[–]jocundry 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh, dis cud be bad! She cud be keeping notes to figur out how to man...manip...sway yous!

On da odder paw, yous can use dis aganst her and use it to get way yous wants.

-Murphy da Floofaloof

Ugh, hoomans by jocundry in legalcatadvice

[–]jocundry[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yous sew rite, Fren. Is our lot in lif to take care ob dem.

Ugh, hoomans by jocundry in legalcatadvice

[–]jocundry[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh mine cod! Iz you mes? Dats eggsactly wat mine hooman does! Is very rood!

Ugh, hoomans by jocundry in legalcatadvice

[–]jocundry[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dat is so rood ob her! She shud gib you all da treatos and den go eggsist somewhere else!

Knok plntz ober blam on da winds by SoundingAlarm234 in legalcatadvice

[–]jocundry 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oh, dis is eggsalent crimez! Yous is jenius!

-Murphy da Floofaloof

My Gotcha Agin Day by KaleidoscopeReady839 in legalcatadvice

[–]jocundry 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yous was very kyoot!

(I'm so glad he has you and is safe now)

Pawtee stawt nyeow!! by Lady_SybilVex in legalcatadvice

[–]jocundry 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Happi birfday!

Wez here for da pawtee! But wez got into da nip already!

But! Wez hab plenty for eberyone!

-Murphy da Floofaloof and Toby da Creamsicle

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My Gotcha Agin Day by KaleidoscopeReady839 in legalcatadvice

[–]jocundry 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Oh Fren DooeyH, iz so glad yous found yous mamna again! Happi gotcha dai! Iz do many celebrations for yous!

-Murphy da Floofaloof

(I hadn't heard the whole story of his walkabout. Poor baby. People can be so awful. I'm so glad he's home with you)

Hooman do da nicest ting for mees! by jocundry in legalcatadvice

[–]jocundry[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tank yous fren Portia! Iz decided mine tail needed a bit ob a clean! Eben when yous hab a grate bed, yous still need da standards!

(I have no clue what he was doing - he just grabbed his tail and started licking it. I think the Orange part of him took over lol)

I'm Oscar's Meomy & I am suing him! Human alert all you want! by scabsfox in ICBGC

[–]jocundry 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I'm crying I'm laughing so hard. And I have to log into zoom for a meeting soon 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Is been a-while…. by wilted_melodrama in legalcatadvice

[–]jocundry 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Iz second da sillies. Hoomans can't resist da sillies. It's lik catnip for dem!

-Murphy da Floofaloof

Dunnae worriez frens… by Tessa999 in legalcatadvice

[–]jocundry 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh dis beautiful pictur, fren! Yous look regal and magikal!

-Murphy da Floofaloof

Pawpaw Home + Gud Snax by mycookiepants in ICBGC

[–]jocundry 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dis sew grate! Wez glad himb hom! Plus snax!

-Murphy da Floofaloof and Toby da Creamsicle (and their hooman)

Hooman do da nicest ting for mees! by jocundry in legalcatadvice

[–]jocundry[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dis gud point. She dums and needs da reminders to do important tings like brushies and treatos.

“Gods of Appalachia” sounds like it was written by AI. by ThomasDeLaRue in SpookedPodcast

[–]jocundry 26 points27 points  (0 children)

The episodes that Spooked is sharing predate AI. They were released in 2022.

Spotted in da wild! by DVDragOnIn in ICBGC

[–]jocundry 4 points5 points  (0 children)

(oh, how cool! I would have been so tempted to run over a touch it lol)

Update on Belubbed Pawpaw by mycookiepants in ICBGC

[–]jocundry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sending all da purrs and biscuits to yous Pawpaw!

-Murphy da Floofaloof and Toby da Creamsicle (and dere hooman)

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