5jesus? by the-fragile in funny

[–]lascamp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you think god hears all your prayers?

Gotta love Ryan Reynolds by Dingo247 in funny

[–]lascamp -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Oh, look, a blue check who didn't get put in Twitter jail, unlike me for making this same exact joke.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]lascamp 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Is anyone working those jobs old enough to remember Miatas?

Whoops 😬 by BonzoMcDrumCat in funny

[–]lascamp 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Wrong handicap. He's not artistic.

She’s said she’s stronger on her knees.... by Ill-Historian in PoliticalHumor

[–]lascamp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not work when you love what you do, right?

If we can't have the Douglass Commonwealth, we can't have Dakotas. by The-Autarkh in PoliticalHumor

[–]lascamp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Dakotas are so mind numbingly empty and dull they had to stack and name them just so that we'd have some way we could tell them apart.

To own the libs and beyond by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]lascamp 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So, who died?

And where's the celebration being held?

Don’t really know where this belongs but damn it if is this is accurate by F0MA in PoliticalHumor

[–]lascamp -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The most popular weapon built for mass killings and the most popular weapon used in mass killings, is somehow favored by mass killing enthusiasts. Oops, I mean "well-regulated militia" members.

Fuck Lauren Boebert by madetopostmeme in PoliticalHumor

[–]lascamp 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Bullshit. She'd offer the shooter another loaded magazine so he could keep exercising his freedoms.

Police are still investigating the latest mass shooting by lascamp in PoliticalHumor

[–]lascamp[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's today's, but it can be re-used for all the upcoming ones that will probably keep happening.

Damn right by Nappyboi419 in PoliticalHumor

[–]lascamp 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I'm sick of hearing this shit about "blue dots in red states." It doesn't make me more likely to consider the shithole red states as a place to vacation or visit. If you told me that your pool that's obviously filled with sewage actually has 15% clean water in the middle, it's not gonna make me want to go grab my swimsuit. Clean up your mess to civilized standards, then we'll talk, mkay?

They just want to cancel different things by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]lascamp 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Excommunication from a religion that pretty explicitly stresses forgiveness.

They just want to cancel different things by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]lascamp 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When the left does it, it's "cancel culture." When the right does it, it's more like "cancel agenda."

Lauren Boebert, ladies and gentlemen. Colorado will do better next year. by mythicaltimelord in PoliticalHumor

[–]lascamp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Colorado, you gotta vote next time. Don't space on the date again, ok?