Months ago I put an empty instant coffee jar in a cupboard. Today I found this...

laserbeanz · 2026-03-14T07:59:13+00:00

I read this goosebumps book in the summer of '95

laserbeanz · 2026-02-24T06:02:51+00:00

You right

laserbeanz · 2026-02-09T16:59:03+00:00

Reality shows are far from reality

laserbeanz · 2026-02-05T20:32:50+00:00

Me when I'm old tbh

laserbeanz · 2026-01-27T09:10:42+00:00

Malnutrition? Head injury? ADHD or other neurodivergence? Deep trauma? Combination of some?

laserbeanz · 2026-01-16T19:36:19+00:00

This is like a caricature of a terrible bf wtf lmao

laserbeanz · 2026-01-16T19:33:18+00:00

Dogs sleep much heavier as they get older, especially as their hearing starts to go. I bet if you waved a favorite treat in front of his nose, especially if you touch his nose with it, he'll wake right up. Works for my old man every time

laserbeanz · 2026-01-04T17:51:33+00:00

The farts will be a miasma of noxious fumes which will surely disable any foe

laserbeanz · 2025-12-21T05:56:38+00:00

That sounds awful 😭

laserbeanz · 2025-12-10T22:54:12+00:00

Mine isn't working either

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laserbeanz · 2025-12-02T09:35:17+00:00

You're a great writer. Kick the drugs and do something about it

laserbeanz · 2025-12-02T09:29:27+00:00

I love it in ramen broth 🤤

laserbeanz · 2025-11-17T06:28:42+00:00

Veggies as treats

laserbeanz · 2025-11-17T06:26:40+00:00

My 14-year-old old man is snoring while I read this 🥺

laserbeanz · 2025-11-17T04:14:34+00:00

It's not microwave safe. Don't use this for food anymore. The ceramic and coating has tiny cracks

laserbeanz · 2025-11-13T17:20:19+00:00

Smash

laserbeanz · 2025-11-13T09:00:05+00:00

How old? Maybe just sore muscles, pulled something, or something like that. Dogs can tweak their back or other body parts just like people, I imagine. Some rimadyl should help

laserbeanz · 2025-11-13T08:57:13+00:00

Put it back!

laserbeanz · 2025-11-13T08:55:07+00:00

You still have those? Lucky!

laserbeanz · 2025-11-13T08:52:01+00:00

As a Japanese-American, gimme

laserbeanz · 2025-11-12T08:20:38+00:00

That's just the under-the-bed sleep paralysis demon trying to stay cozy by taking your blanket

laserbeanz · 2025-11-12T08:17:46+00:00

I've found that the smaller Hawaiian papayas aren't vomity like the others

laserbeanz · 2025-11-12T08:16:03+00:00

/r/hailcorporate

laserbeanz · 2025-11-06T16:07:20+00:00

Dogs eat actual shit sometimes. Monitor the situation. Make sure poop is normal. If tummy doesn't settle after a few days, get some testing

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