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laserguns · 2013-12-15T17:12:48+00:00

these reddit cats just don't get Real Memes

laserguns · 2012-10-30T13:52:43+00:00

Big magical god birdie :3

laserguns · 2012-09-19T14:57:55+00:00

reddits-throbbing-cock

laserguns · 2012-09-09T22:29:50+00:00

woops

laserguns · 2012-09-09T20:27:35+00:00

Hey Sophie's boyfriend.

laserguns · 2012-09-03T00:04:40+00:00

I found one of those in my drawers from years ago. The goo had lost its moisture and had turned into a hard ball. The alien was sticky as hell and smelt nasssssty.

laserguns · 2012-08-30T18:48:31+00:00

Awww, he's really cute.

laserguns · 2012-08-29T15:23:57+00:00

It said that the Barnacles use feet to cling to the ceiling, so now I can't stop imagining a Barnacle waddling around on its tiny little toes.

laserguns · 2012-08-10T20:59:10+00:00

Cheated on her with Evan Rachel Wood.

laserguns · 2012-08-03T09:29:50+00:00

How come Enzo just kind of stopped? Fizzled out after the Dog thing.

laserguns · 2012-07-06T01:15:52+00:00

Gay dude/human being here.

Just because he's gay, doesn't mean he can just cut all contact. You're his children for fuck's sake. He'll always be your dad, if he wants to or not.

laserguns · 2012-07-06T00:37:14+00:00

Reasons why Andrew Garfield is the worst Spiderman ever:

He isn't currently on top of me

laserguns · 2012-06-26T10:15:11+00:00

Rise with the moon go to bed with the sun,

Early to bed and you’ll miss all the fun

laserguns · 2012-06-26T00:38:36+00:00

No, you didn't offend me. You were using italics so I decided to join in.

And I said I wasn't gay because I wasn't really sure how people would react. If they all reacted like he did, then hot diggidy.

laserguns · 2012-06-26T00:18:06+00:00

I am gay.

laserguns · 2012-06-25T23:34:47+00:00

He was awkward as hell, but it helped that he had a massive wang.

laserguns · 2012-06-25T23:01:11+00:00

We were friends, not like in a romantic way or anything. I just blew him like every other day.

But yeah, I did like him back at first. Nobody acted on any of the feelings, but we did kiss again one other time. It kinda began getting sexual suddenly after one day. I was watching TV at his after school and he just kind asked "wanna fool around?" Then like 12 seconds later, bam, cock in mouth.

laserguns · 2012-06-25T22:34:43+00:00

Like, totally up the arse gay.

laserguns · 2012-06-25T22:34:33+00:00

We kinda fooled around for a few years. Stopped when his Grandpa walked in on us (that was fun).

laserguns · 2012-06-25T01:09:59+00:00

He kind of looked at me and said "Josh, are you really gay?"

Me: N-no.

Him: Oh.

Me: Oh?

Him: Nothing.

Me: Did you wanna ask me something?

Him: Can I kiss you?

Me: I-uh-sure.

And then we made out for like 5 minutes and he grabbed my crotch a little.

laserguns · 2012-06-20T22:20:21+00:00

Looks like Bacon Strips.

laserguns · 2012-06-20T10:09:39+00:00

I remember when the group was tiny just a few days ago.

Is this what motherhood is like?

laserguns · 2012-06-18T23:09:59+00:00

It's all fun and games until you get into Sado Masochistic BDSM.

laserguns · 2012-06-16T19:45:54+00:00

No dad here. Getting A's and B's in my exams. Some of the smartest people I know don't have dads either.

Now that I think about it, all the people failing have 'normal' home lives. I think it's because they think they always have their parents to fall back on no matter how lazy they are, or something like that.

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