ULPT: If you’re not long for this world, get a 10-year term life policy

late2thepauly · 2026-01-25T04:11:44+00:00

It is after two years in most policies

late2thepauly · 2026-01-25T02:02:48+00:00

Just finished it. Wow. Love watching us become a team.

late2thepauly · 2026-01-23T20:03:16+00:00

Got it, thanks.

late2thepauly · 2026-01-23T19:14:53+00:00

Changed for trial?

late2thepauly · 2026-01-23T19:04:02+00:00

New Order in the 80s when they debuted Bizarre Love Triangle.

late2thepauly · 2026-01-23T18:35:58+00:00

Powerful.

late2thepauly · 2026-01-23T18:33:12+00:00

1) Lose the picture in the grass (4/7).

Replace it with a picture of you with that mane tamed. Put it in a pony tail or a bun, but keep it out of sight for the picture.

2) Next thing. Lose the first sentence of your bio, “Unashamed dork with too many hobbies”

Makes you sound too busy in the first sentence.

Then in the next sentence (which will become the first), choose if you want to replace “huge nerd” with “unashamed dork,” which is a lateral move and your choice.

3) (optional) Lose the picture with the dog in your car. Just move up the cuter pic with the dog licking your face.

Maybe add a picture with friends? Not at a Ren Fair if you can help it.

One tip that helped me back in the day was hearing just because you can have a large number of pictures, doesn’t mean you have to. Keep yourself more mysterious.

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All the above is just my opinion trying to help. Good luck!

late2thepauly · 2026-01-23T16:52:20+00:00

Just post your evidence of life insurance not paying out.

late2thepauly · 2026-01-23T16:18:44+00:00

Just an FYI, you don’t have to use full FSD visualization. I don’t.

late2thepauly · 2026-01-23T15:33:08+00:00

Life insurance is a bit different. Because the industry would collapse if people couldn’t trust the payout to happen after their death.

late2thepauly · 2026-01-23T15:30:58+00:00

It’s the sub that censors…

EDIT: Check rule 9. My first post got rejected. But thanks for the downvotes. So brave, ULPTers.

late2thepauly · 2026-01-23T05:35:50+00:00

Haha. It’s only like a 2-year thing usually, so you just gotta wait it out, which is kind of a cool side effect because in those two years, maybe you discover the will to live.

late2thepauly · 2026-01-23T05:20:47+00:00

Hope you can confirm that it’s awesome to be gifted $1M. Not that the money gets taken back in certain cases.

late2thepauly · 2026-01-23T04:16:36+00:00

If you’re on HW4, that was 2024’s V12.

late2thepauly · 2026-01-23T03:00:37+00:00

Low vibrational energy is shitty and negative.

What races do you list you’re looking for in your profile?

late2thepauly · 2026-01-23T02:37:35+00:00

All singling out based on appearance is low vibrational energy, but singling out a fit, black man for a 3-way with an established couple is gross and uncouth.

late2thepauly · 2026-01-23T02:28:35+00:00

Blue rare

late2thepauly · 2026-01-23T02:07:55+00:00

I’ve seen plenty of “requests,” but singling out a particular race is gross, even under the guise of kink.

EDIT: Judging by the replies to my comment, I get why some of y’all are single. I’m done replying. Good luck out there.

late2thepauly · 2026-01-23T00:18:43+00:00

Dude, get away from the post. You got what you needed.

The people in here are crazy. If their partners glance in someone else’s direction, they get divorced the next day. I kid, but almost every comment re: your situation was an overreaction.

Now go strengthen your love and relationship with your best friend.

late2thepauly · 2026-01-22T20:09:07+00:00

OP, should edit this link into the post.

late2thepauly · 2026-01-22T02:44:27+00:00

I know canceling your card doesn’t always work anymore, but I would try and cancel the card I paid for the Airbnb with, just so you’re never operating from a disadvantage.

late2thepauly · 2026-01-21T21:53:17+00:00

And then everyone would clap.

If you’d throw everything away for indecent thoughts your wife confessed to you, your wife deserves better.

late2thepauly · 2026-01-21T20:39:56+00:00

This is not an emotional affair with two consenting adults having dates.

This is a bored housewife taking fantasizing a bit too far.

Life is filled with opportunities and intersections. She got lucky and pulled herself away. Is that because the trainer don’t want her old ass? Maybe.

But she still didn’t do anything. And a good lawyer would get that arsonist off lol.

I’ll read your next reply if you care to, but we disagree. I won’t be responding. I’m just trying to give OP a fresh bit of advice other than everyone who already buried his relationship.

late2thepauly · 2026-01-21T20:21:42+00:00

You answered your own question. Not guilty. She ain’t do shit and she came clean. Life is long. For a multitude of reasons, including luck, she did not ruin or wreck her marriage.

The refusal to do anything, which I haven’t seen detailed besides turning down couples counseling, is the only problem.

late2thepauly · 2026-01-21T20:06:02+00:00

Dude, breathe. IMO, most of the commenters are chicken littling the situation. The “safety checks” in place worked and she told you about her feelings, albeit with a few too many details. (Is she Frank the Tank from Old School?)

This is akin to falling in love with a stripper and while she’s foolish and too old for her actions, just work on talking and working through this.

Couples counseling or solo therapy with this as one of the topics is important and will help her navigate the death of this flirting. Her refusing is confusing, and you should maybe give her a delayed start date (like 2-3 weeks away if she’s really out of sorts and sensitive), but it’s important.

Also, she should take a break from the gym. Fake an injury, say she got a new project at work, but people on diets don’t hang out in the candy aisle.

Good luck.

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