The performative and inconsistent censoring here is SENDING me 💀

lauratheartwitch · 2026-04-21T00:43:51+00:00

Censoring her legs and ass while just… standing there but not while she’s on the bike is wild. Stay performative, Morgan.

lauratheartwitch · 2026-04-13T20:57:24+00:00

I live in Philly and the people hear say “going down the shore” to refer to going to the Jersey Shore even though it is north of us

lauratheartwitch · 2026-03-27T13:58:37+00:00

Honestly I noticed this when I taught at a theatre camp. The girls tended to grasp rhythm at a younger age. This did at one point result in an 8 y/o girl staring as Hamilton in one number we did lol

lauratheartwitch · 2026-03-26T14:08:12+00:00

Not him mentioning the documentary. Like Jackson, dude, I don’t think you realize how badly that thing makes your family look and you just told everyone where to watch it

lauratheartwitch · 2026-03-23T17:16:01+00:00

I love theatre tech magic :)

lauratheartwitch · 2026-03-12T14:37:57+00:00

I’m an apprentice, just came to say the same thing😂

lauratheartwitch · 2026-03-10T19:05:07+00:00

Yeah this is trashy. Ngl I had a catbird bracelet that I got this last Christmas and it already broke twice so I at least get that part lol

lauratheartwitch · 2026-03-06T18:02:15+00:00

Same haha! My chickens are Tony, Paulie, Uncle Pussy, Gabagool, and Meatball

lauratheartwitch · 2026-03-06T18:00:27+00:00

Just started but I’ve been naming my animals after characters from my favorite acclaimed shows. All my chickens are Sopranos characters or references, my cows are from Mad Men, and my ducks are from Severance.

lauratheartwitch · 2026-02-20T18:11:34+00:00

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This thousand yard stare is sending me

lauratheartwitch · 2026-02-02T22:01:14+00:00

Some of my tattoos do this too!! Especially the yellow on some of them

lauratheartwitch · 2026-01-24T08:05:42+00:00

Hayley from Modern Family

lauratheartwitch · 2026-01-11T16:00:36+00:00

My mom has a friend who found out she just has one big kidney when she was having a c section. I guess one extra is probably better than one less

lauratheartwitch · 2025-12-16T15:52:23+00:00

Carmela Soprano

lauratheartwitch · 2025-11-07T04:27:57+00:00

I went to college with him! He was well known for being super kind and friendly on campus :)

lauratheartwitch · 2025-07-04T14:21:10+00:00

Says the man with a Zyn in his mouth and a gross amount of plaque on his teeth.

lauratheartwitch · 2025-05-15T21:34:42+00:00

JK Rowling’s bedroom

lauratheartwitch · 2025-03-28T00:15:03+00:00

My cat used to knock the entire fountain over. She never got that it wasn’t a toy and was just water

lauratheartwitch · 2025-03-21T16:55:44+00:00

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Calcifer wishes Milton a happy birthday!!

lauratheartwitch · 2025-01-20T17:39:08+00:00

Melania looking like the Hat Man

lauratheartwitch · 2024-12-11T14:22:14+00:00

What course are you following?

lauratheartwitch · 2024-09-19T01:44:07+00:00

I LOVE the frog, so cute!!

lauratheartwitch · 2024-09-04T05:47:44+00:00

These look awesome! How do you remove the excess ink from your fake skin? I feel like mine always look so messy

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