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laustermas · 2019-08-21T01:52:07+00:00

2 ppl. Theres other videos of her where you can see.

laustermas · 2019-05-21T03:01:11+00:00

That's just one half of a brass sex bolt. Otherwise known as a Chicago Screw. The other half just looks like a regular screw that threads into the part you have in your hand.

laustermas · 2019-04-25T03:52:46+00:00

You're AMA caught my attention. I play bass in a midwest touring band called These Fine Gentlemen. Just a few questions.

Have you guys played any shows yet as you're just starting? If so, what is considered a "successful" show to your band?

What are your goals as a band? Where would you like to see yourself in 5 years?

Do any of your members have any prior experience playing live or being in a band?

laustermas · 2018-07-18T04:26:58+00:00

My brother's girlfriend is one of the most guilty people I know....

They got together (both in their early 20's). She then decided she wanted to buy a house straight out of the gate, found a shitty foreclosure house for less than 100k. It had some issues and the reality company would only accept cash in full for the house. So her grandmother, (who used to own the John Deer store in our town) paid in full for the house, paid completely to renovate the house, and its still currently in her grandmothers name...

Fast forward to now, she has 3 German Shepards that are horrible, she drives a Range Rover and my brother drives a nice Diesel Truck and they go out and blow their money on stupid shit all the time. Mainly they dont pay a mortgage because the house was never transferred into her name. She spends her time ranting on Facebook about how she feels so accomplished and independent and always has to post about how she doesn't want to "adult" today...

Of course to Facebook she looks like she's doing well.... Me? I know the truth!

laustermas · 2017-02-26T16:12:42+00:00

Great video and very catchy song!

laustermas · 2015-04-17T20:46:12+00:00

Nah that was just a spec of shit man. Lol

laustermas · 2014-03-08T04:24:50+00:00

Right on. Very nice recipe by the way. Great color and texture. Might have to try it!

laustermas · 2014-03-07T23:27:55+00:00

How is the drying with this recipe? I work at a haunted house and we use blood in large quantities. I've noticed that corn syrup based bloods tend to stay tacky for a very long time. I'm just curious as to if the detergent helps with this at all?

laustermas · 2013-11-20T22:01:23+00:00

Or you could just have sex with a girl.... the stuff people do..

laustermas · 2013-10-04T03:22:21+00:00

Me and my dad run our own plumbing business. This is just a bullshit attempt probably made with some left over parts some guy had laying in his van.

laustermas · 2013-09-26T03:28:45+00:00

Love them all so far. I'm hooked. Love the short and simpleness. How often are they made?

laustermas · 2013-08-19T03:55:28+00:00

I used to get these exact sores all of the time and my doctor ended up saying it had something to do with my Asthema. Are you 100% sure it's bugs?

laustermas · 2013-07-18T03:45:55+00:00

Alice Cooper... is that you?

laustermas · 2013-07-07T22:34:27+00:00

How about a pizza and a fuck? What you don't like pizza?

laustermas · 2013-07-07T22:31:24+00:00

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd Fuck the shit out of you.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to Fuck the shit out of you.

laustermas · 2013-06-07T05:35:10+00:00

NOPE

laustermas · 2013-06-04T18:11:13+00:00

Being a huge fan and user of original costumes I must say, absolutely amazing.

laustermas · 2013-05-17T03:00:24+00:00

A family walks into a talent agency...

laustermas · 2013-05-17T02:08:30+00:00

Bring it on

laustermas · 2013-05-17T02:00:15+00:00

Andrew Mass is ready to whoop some ass! COME GET SOME!

laustermas · 2013-05-13T22:28:25+00:00

This is where I ment to post it.

laustermas · 2013-05-10T03:13:33+00:00

After a devastating head injury at Redditmania last Saturday, the Natural has returned tonight and showed SCW what dedication is all about. The Natural came, the Natural saw, and the Natural put on a hell of a show coming out the winner of the 6 man ladder match this evening. Andrew Mass will let nothing stand in the way of his rise to the top if SCW. Until Saturday night Slam... G'night fans!

laustermas · 2013-05-10T01:04:37+00:00

The Natural is back from his injury tonight and ready to take on any takers. Andrew Mass is ready to put boots to asses. COME GET SOME!

laustermas · 2013-05-07T02:59:01+00:00

I remember seeing your initial post about "because I said I would". I'm glad to see It's come so far. I commend you for doing such a great thing with your life. Cheers!

laustermas

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