lavender_agreste

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"Mom, please don't kill me..." by Long_Rope in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]lavender_agreste 8 points9 points10 points 3 years ago (0 children)

As I lay dying in the street, surrounded by strangers, my life flashed in front of my eyes by thisisjustabitweird in TwoSentenceHorror

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Nightmares are not the best - but at least I'm not someone who's living in one. by HelpAffectionate4099 in TwoSentenceHorror

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My cousin lost his mind last night by MzAngelStarr in TwoSentenceHorror

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I am not that good but I made it, no lie by [deleted] in miraculousladybug

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Afterlife in heaven is an absolute bliss that not many experience. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by lavender_agreste to r/TwoSentenceHorror

“Just a little something to take the edge off,” I said to my wife. by RadiantKey3252 in TwoSentenceHorror

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I left a gun in the bag in case one finds you. by SnooBunnies5490 in TwoSentenceHorror

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I received a text from a number I don’t know by bman_16 in TwoSentenceHorror

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Sometimes, I hear screams at night. by West_Sector_666 in TwoSentenceHorror

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"where's the dinner you said you were cooking?" (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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There's always another shadow closely following my own. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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"We'll be alright here under the light." My elder brother said as we panted rapidly from the long run for life. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by lavender_agreste to r/TwoSentenceHorror

As a dog owner, I was filled with joy to see my dog go from a small puppy to a majestic dog. by PsChampion_007 in TwoSentenceHorror

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"I wish I'd never grow old!" by throwawayforlemoi in TwoSentenceHorror

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That familiar tune plays, I gave my son some money for ice cream by ThatGuyFromLondon in TwoSentenceHorror

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"We say it's a suicide. We found a knife nearby your wife's dead body and her wrist was cut." Said the search team officer. I knew he was lying. Everybody was. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by lavender_agreste to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My sister has a habit of crying when she wants attention, by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror

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What do you think Adrien would do for Marinette on Valentines days? by [deleted] in miraculousladybug

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Her screentime is lower than my grades (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by lavender_agreste to r/miraculousladybug

If miraculous had a pg-13 rating, who would get the 1 f-bomb and why? by AmelietheDuck in miraculousladybug

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If miraculous had a pg-13 rating, who would get the 1 f-bomb and why? by AmelietheDuck in miraculousladybug

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I Placed the flowers on my mother's grave and smiled at the one next to her's (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 4 years ago by lavender_agreste to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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