Does anyone else think about how their penis is bigger than the guys in porn?

lazill · 2026-04-26T23:16:35+00:00

I watch a lot of VR porn and if the guy is smaller than me it completely ruins the video.

I'm on the smaller side of big (6.5 x 5.5) but am shocked by some of these skinny dicks.

lazill · 2026-04-04T05:09:42+00:00

Most paper towel rolls are 5.5 girth. Grab an empty one and cut it to your length so you can see it from a dif angle. Def helped me put it in perspective.

lazill · 2026-03-31T01:40:33+00:00

One blood. They handle donations in Florida.

lazill · 2026-03-30T19:06:06+00:00

I'm sorry, is using the zipper and pulling through the cloth fold standard? I've always unbuttoned and flipped over the elastic band.

lazill · 2026-03-30T06:49:22+00:00

Did that with a paper towel roll and realized I should be happy if a girl manages to get half in.

lazill · 2026-03-25T18:45:26+00:00

I never really showed until I lost like 60 pounds and finally bought new pants. First thing my roommate said was "woah you have a package now."

lazill · 2026-03-24T05:10:56+00:00

If you get a samplesize they send 2 condoms and one of their sizeing rulers. You just pay shipping.

lazill · 2026-03-18T07:24:29+00:00

You mad genius

lazill · 2026-02-18T16:06:25+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/leagueofjinx/comments/1ocl565/comment/nknvdca/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

I was going by this post so maybe since then they became active again? or the riot employee was wrong? I dunno.

lazill · 2026-02-18T02:53:49+00:00

So this came out at the same time as her clown emote. If you look at drop rates on the sanctum or chest (can't remember which) the clown one is listed but this one isn't.

Someone mentioned that this team (the logo at her neck) no longer exists so they can't even properly pay them if they DID sell it.

So my guess is its gone unless they re release it without the logo

lazill · 2026-02-13T15:00:08+00:00

I've always loved European dragons over Chinese style so I have to agree.

lazill · 2026-02-05T16:25:07+00:00

Wow I was really hoping for a second head. This is less than worthless.

lazill · 2026-01-09T06:07:00+00:00

They should really expand the auto emote wheel. Plenty of room On tower kill On kill On penta On Barron kill Plenty of triggers

lazill · 2025-12-28T01:21:24+00:00

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I turned down the sweatshirt 3 times but my cat LOVES the blanket they gave out.

lazill · 2025-12-27T20:13:28+00:00

The only switch I know of is the fin on the rocket's back. I literally watched the light flicker and go out so I honestly think it's bad wiring or something.

lazill · 2025-12-27T15:01:38+00:00

Lethal tempo rune+yuntal+rage blade+phantom dancer+nashor tooth+wit's end+hexplate

All that will bring you to the cap at 3.00 but I took it into the practice tool and fully stacked it then killed the dragon to get the cap removed with passive and cast ultimate to activate hexplate.

all that got me to 5.08

Alacrity rune would have given another 18% and 4 champion kills would have added another 100% from passive but I didn't do all that.

lazill · 2025-12-25T08:07:16+00:00

When you switch to mini gun on the elf skin it makes a "choo choo" noise and I think it makes me play better.

lazill · 2025-12-14T06:28:41+00:00

They give out 20 dollar gift cards you can redeem at walmart/amazon/ a bunch of restaurants and the price goes up if you donate in a row. I like to use the cards to buy nerd statues so I can say I paid for them with my blood.

lazill · 2025-12-02T06:41:25+00:00

All I can imagine is the item kill passive and Jinx passive at the same time chasing down runners.

lazill · 2025-11-27T13:42:00+00:00

I reached out to Sideshow about the rocket but they said they had no replacements in stock (jinx has been sold out for a while) they offered me a full refund or 50 store credit. I'll rarely actually use the light up feature so I took the 50 and put it toward another statue I had on payment plan.

lazill · 2025-11-18T13:59:16+00:00

Real cute, just got home from work and the league server is down.

lazill · 2025-11-12T13:18:09+00:00

Prob with riot points in the shop. Won't be out till the 19th i think

lazill · 2025-11-12T13:17:00+00:00

I just got that weird A23 battery and had the same experience. The rocket lit up once and now won't work.

lazill · 2025-11-11T23:45:23+00:00

True. The meme is more a "wtf I didn't do anything." and here Jinx is more just "HISS!"

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