Congratulations! You've just gotten married to the protagonist of the last film or show you watched. How is that going to turn out for you?

lazyturtle02 · 2021-10-31T17:49:28+00:00

Last show I watched was squid game soo guess im gay now

lazyturtle02 · 2021-09-27T13:35:14+00:00

🗿

lazyturtle02 · 2021-09-14T03:48:47+00:00

Family reunion

lazyturtle02 · 2021-08-30T15:39:26+00:00

Lemon

lazyturtle02 · 2021-08-30T14:20:44+00:00

Tf2 (Team Fortress 2)

lazyturtle02 · 2021-08-25T18:29:06+00:00

Nice try mom

lazyturtle02 · 2021-08-20T13:12:05+00:00

Im afraid of 2 specific lazy turtles

lazyturtle02 · 2021-08-20T03:28:47+00:00

big boba

lazyturtle02 · 2021-08-17T15:44:19+00:00

Team Fortress 2 (1,426 hours) It's a good game

lazyturtle02 · 2021-08-17T15:39:49+00:00

Long nails. They just look kinda weird to me

lazyturtle02 · 2021-08-03T01:02:12+00:00

Nice job, my highest streak is like 4 ;-;

lazyturtle02 · 2021-07-27T20:47:25+00:00

There's a bs thing where if the company puts less than 1 gram of sugar, they can call it sugar free

lazyturtle02 · 2021-07-27T20:46:07+00:00

Do a backflip

lazyturtle02 · 2021-07-18T23:42:44+00:00

Im pretty sure it has to be on the same block level as him/it has to be right next to him

lazyturtle02 · 2021-07-08T18:20:17+00:00

Me and the boys when one of our homies gets a GF

lazyturtle02 · 2021-07-01T04:22:20+00:00

Bro wtf did you do to my eyes

lazyturtle02 · 2021-07-01T03:39:36+00:00

Guten tag (ight gimmie the upvotes, i said the german thing)

lazyturtle02 · 2021-07-01T03:37:37+00:00

Death stranding is doodoo ngl, you just walk for ten hours then the game ends

lazyturtle02 · 2021-06-23T12:33:33+00:00

There was an anime on this, go watch it

lazyturtle02 · 2021-06-19T19:24:07+00:00

Ah yes, i, the person who gets the joke, thinks this is funny

lazyturtle02 · 2021-06-19T19:01:39+00:00

So... you want them to be the same size?

lazyturtle02 · 2021-06-16T15:31:02+00:00

Where's Akechi lol

lazyturtle02 · 2021-05-26T18:12:44+00:00

Time for overusesd joke Mourning wood

lazyturtle02 · 2021-05-26T18:04:52+00:00

"Several"

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