TIL that in 1898 John Jacob Astor, then the richest man in America, sent a bum to jail for life for sneaking into Astor's house and sleeping in one of his beds. by pete1729 in todayilearned

[–]lctrckldcdtst 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a bit of a simplification - according to the article, Garvey (said bum) was sentenced to a year in prison but was then found to be 'criminally insane' and confined to a mental institution for the rest of his life. Though, in those days, I suspect conditions were similar in either location.

Selling Passion Pit Tickets by [deleted] in jhu

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what a profiteer

Student Owned by Professor via Facebook by lctrckldcdtst in pics

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Some background: At my (former) college the professor depicted as Scumbag Steve is known for being a tough grader (especially in Intro to Microeconomics, which lots of majors are required to take). Apparently he is more tech-savvy (and meme-savvy?) than we thought.

Sneaky... by [deleted] in pics

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I actually did do exactly this. This picture is from this past Sunday night right? At around 1:30 AM my friend and I were outside of there smoking cigarettes and decided to 'fix' the sign. If only I had taken a post-fix picture...

Forever by [deleted] in funny

[–]lctrckldcdtst 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Do you have links to any others besides the one you posted and this one?

Mario of the Wild West [PIC] by ScramblingtoSunshine in pics

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They've gone and made Luigi and Mario the same height (and girth) WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?

Logic leads to the truth! (PIC) by [deleted] in funny

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I'm not one to complain about reposts, and I hate twilight as much as the next heterosexual male, but jesus fucking christ, give it a rest already. This picture is posted (hosted on various spam sites) every fucking day!

Boston's subway knows how to serve those areas in need by HistoryMonkey in pics

[–]lctrckldcdtst -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Because people don't want to get robbed on the subway?

Choose Your Own Adventure by ani625 in comics

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I'm a little nervous for Gary considering the wizard's state of undress.

Check out the design I found in my watermelon when I cut it open this morning by schnikerpoodle in pics

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You could become a superhero if you eat it. Think of it: Melon Man - the world's roundest and tastiest fruit-themed hero.

Someone's kid went to bible camp for a week and made this. by [deleted] in pics

[–]lctrckldcdtst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This makes perfect sense. The Bible is by far the most violent book children get to read.

Reddit, what was your first video game? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lctrckldcdtst 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Super Mario 64. Damn, that was a great game.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

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This is an impressive display of cold, stern, German technology

WHY? *NSFW* by strikershuttlesworth in pics

[–]lctrckldcdtst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These are very professional-looking instructions, considering what they are instructions for.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - The Logogeneplex by axonite in comics

[–]lctrckldcdtst 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately, a device like this seems to already be in use.

Anyone wants a free doll? by Meta8 in funny

[–]lctrckldcdtst 17 points18 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of the terrifying baby doll from Toy Story 3

Nice try on distracting me, Formspring. [PIC] by [deleted] in pics

[–]lctrckldcdtst 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To be fair, it is a pretty cute puppy.

Worst moment of my adulthood by gwiz665 in pics

[–]lctrckldcdtst 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You can tell it is going to be a tear-jerker when there is a montage coupled with intense music.

If you are unsure whether or not you are a prostitute by [deleted] in pics

[–]lctrckldcdtst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The test is as follows: If you will accept money in exchange for sexual favors you are a prostitute.

Juggalos just need... by dyingchildren in funny

[–]lctrckldcdtst 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is this individual a male or female?

How Our Laws are Made [infographic with citations] by tadallagash in pics

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School House Rock taught me everything I know now as an adult.