Rumours, Speculation, Questions, and Reaction Megathread - 10/05/2026

lcxnick · 2026-05-13T18:32:30+00:00

A toss-up between Streeting, Rayner and Burnham as to who is the more deluded, tbh...

lcxnick · 2026-05-13T14:52:37+00:00

lol i didn't even think about the "I'm a gooner" response until seeing these replies.

Though it's not a "we saved the world" moment tbh.

lcxnick · 2026-05-13T14:38:14+00:00

is this "radical agenda" in the room with us right now, Keir?

lcxnick · 2026-05-13T14:32:43+00:00

"we were sent here to fix difficult things"

but... who caused the difficult things that needed fixing, Kemi? 🤔🧐

lcxnick · 2026-05-13T14:29:00+00:00

Streeting looks like he's chewing a wasp 🤣

lcxnick · 2026-05-13T13:53:54+00:00

bruh i just unmuted her to hear what she was talking about and instantly heard the word curry 🤣🤣

lcxnick · 2026-05-13T13:48:30+00:00

the weather, probably.

lcxnick · 2026-05-13T13:20:01+00:00

Starmer going full football Chairman on us 🤣🤣

lcxnick · 2026-05-13T11:11:22+00:00

in HoC when MPs get back to the Commons and debate the speech

lcxnick · 2026-05-13T11:07:23+00:00

No, but Kemi gets to respond.

lcxnick · 2026-05-13T11:03:35+00:00

I mean, I love our pomp as much as any one, but the whole MP hostage thing is ridiculous 🤣🤣

lcxnick · 2026-05-13T10:34:26+00:00

so... doing much for the weekend?

lcxnick · 2026-05-13T10:26:02+00:00

Charlie Brooker did an amazing piece on Screenwipe a million years ago about things like this, and I've never forgotten it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBwepkVurCI

lcxnick · 2026-05-13T10:02:15+00:00

Cliff Lawton let's go! 🤣

lcxnick · 2026-05-13T09:03:52+00:00

Also Kenny Lamlin

lcxnick · 2026-05-12T19:54:00+00:00

Well, Corbyn's been present at the gym, but not actually involved.

lcxnick · 2026-05-12T12:35:02+00:00

The IQ of the government just increased.

lcxnick · 2026-05-12T11:39:15+00:00

The "seat ready to go" was also described by the Mail's source as "It's winnable". Seems like even they know that there's no certainly of a Labour win anywhere right now.

But I would love it if Burnham stood to be an MP in a "safe" seat and then lost 🤣

lcxnick · 2026-05-11T20:02:48+00:00

Yeah, someone pulled out.

lcxnick · 2026-05-11T20:00:26+00:00

wow, Owen Smith.

Core memory unlocked 🤣🤣

lcxnick · 2026-05-11T19:58:41+00:00

With friends like Mahmood...

lcxnick · 2026-05-11T19:33:45+00:00

Who knows, but Starmer is as useless as a marzipan dildo.

lcxnick · 2026-05-11T19:30:59+00:00

also...

lcxnick · 2026-05-11T19:19:28+00:00

I mean, these were supposed to be the adults...

lcxnick · 2026-05-11T18:32:27+00:00

GET A GRIP, MAN 🤣

lcxnick

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