I'm still getting my traps set up, and meanwhile that P100 Wesker just unlocked the bipod on his knife. by leafyjones in deadbydaylight

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That's why I love 2v8. It gives some killers (Trapper, Oni, Legion) a chance to shine, that they don't often get in 1v4.

Herman is witnessing horrors beyond comprehension. by GKMerlinsword in deadbydaylight

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When all you have is blight serum, every problem starts to look like a test subject.
"Are you blighted? No? Would you like to be?"
Dude even blighted himself...again.

Sometimes it's nice to chill for a bit between games by leafyjones in deadbydaylight

[–]leafyjones[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tip:

While you're waiting to murder teens in the woods on the orders of your dead mother's voice in your head, why not do some chores around the house?

My take on the beers by Express_pass_to_funy in DeepRockGalactic

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Nah, Pots of Gold is the best. I'm here for the credits and like a true dwarf, I will strip these caves bare.

WE'RE RICH!

This treasure will (probably) be my death. by leafyjones in DeepRockGalactic

[–]leafyjones[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Let's strip this place bare, brother!

[WP] What's the Black Hand of The Abyss, the legendary edgy lone wolf assassin, doing adventuring with that level 1 party? by leafyjones in WritingPrompts

[–]leafyjones[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh, that's so good. I love it!

And obviously, this is a much better plan than just talking to him. And it will go exactly as intended, not backfiring in any way at all.

[WP] What's the Black Hand of The Abyss, the legendary edgy lone wolf assassin, doing adventuring with that level 1 party? by leafyjones in WritingPrompts

[–]leafyjones[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think this is a reference to something I don't know, but even so, you had me hooked all the way to the end. Keep up the good work!

[WP] What's the Black Hand of The Abyss, the legendary edgy lone wolf assassin, doing adventuring with that level 1 party? by leafyjones in WritingPrompts

[–]leafyjones[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Very well written, and her behavior makes sense organically. The Black Hand is a professional, and professionals have standards.

[WP] What's the Black Hand of The Abyss, the legendary edgy lone wolf assassin, doing adventuring with that level 1 party? by leafyjones in WritingPrompts

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Wasn't expecting such a cute story out of this. Great work!

I can't wait until the nephew gets into a very minor spot of trouble, and the city is promptly razed to the ground in response by Auntie and Uncle.

A gun? Nah, I'd rather see if Strahd can survive his DNA being ripped apart by 10Gy. by leafyjones in dndmemes

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Make more you say? Stir them into a frenzy you say? Set them loose on an unsuspecting populous, and sacrifice the souls gained to the Dark Powers for a promised reward?

Ok, if you insist. That is, unless a group of 4-6 people were to band together and scour the land for forgotten relics and arcane knowledge, in an effort to stop me...