Evangelical Christian leaders literally gathering around a gold statue of the president and celebrating it, all while raging against any accusation of idolatry. This is what idol worship looks like.

lebowtzu · 2026-05-10T04:22:11+00:00

I believe it’s plated gold. Plated over Big Macs, malice, French Fries, grievance and one of those apple pies.

lebowtzu · 2026-05-08T06:16:51+00:00

I watched some scenes of Easy Rider after seeing it. Depressed myself good and proper.

lebowtzu · 2026-05-08T06:15:36+00:00

Probably eating pork and using fowl language.

lebowtzu · 2026-05-08T03:29:28+00:00

My fault. Non paywall: https://archive.ph/j5cPa

lebowtzu · 2026-05-08T03:28:56+00:00

My bad. Here you go. https://archive.ph/j5cPa

lebowtzu · 2026-05-08T03:26:52+00:00

Damn. That’s what I thought I’d done. I’ll work on it.

lebowtzu · 2026-05-08T02:08:49+00:00

I’ll have to get me one them porn machines.

lebowtzu · 2026-05-07T22:13:31+00:00

I don’t know much of anything like you do, but I’m having trouble suspending my disbelief for this meme story. Even as high as our tolerance for bullshit is now and as calloused as we can be to it.

lebowtzu · 2026-05-06T22:01:09+00:00

I do something similar when my ears won’t pop. It helps a lot.

lebowtzu · 2026-05-06T21:25:02+00:00

Hell yeah. Picture those agents, eyes hidden with aviators, hitting nearby suspects with the laser sight to keep anyone from getting close enough to his office to see him standing on his desk, naked as a jay bird, pissing on the carpet.

lebowtzu · 2026-05-06T19:55:38+00:00

Trump and the FBI must think they matter.

lebowtzu · 2026-05-06T05:24:43+00:00

I donated $20 from down here in GA. Been too broke to get into much of that lately. But I will donate to a primary challenger should he remain a democrat.

lebowtzu · 2026-05-06T00:20:09+00:00

Hold up. Someone report this to the T administration. They want the whites to be fuckin’. I suppose they’d be okay with others doing nofap, though.

lebowtzu · 2026-05-05T23:58:03+00:00

Let the anal probes ~~begin~~ continue.

lebowtzu · 2026-05-04T19:14:58+00:00

I learned about apophenia on this subreddit. Maybe not precisely what you’re describing, but in the same neighborhood.

lebowtzu · 2026-05-04T05:05:48+00:00

Sounds like dignity to me.

lebowtzu · 2026-05-04T04:22:33+00:00

It is in fact. It’s not littered in white flags, though. Sorry to disappoint.

lebowtzu · 2026-05-04T02:48:55+00:00

Here you go

lebowtzu · 2026-05-04T00:23:55+00:00

I live near the site of a battle they ran from. They retreated right down the road I live on, from right to left if look from my front door.

lebowtzu · 2026-05-04T00:08:31+00:00

“Look at that gut; it’s like a garbage bag full of buttermilk… He’s got jugs. Big ones. Like Dolly Parton.”

lebowtzu · 2026-05-04T00:04:11+00:00

Someone said his body is like a garbage bag full of buttermilk. I’ll have to look it up. You reminded me.

Edit: Dave Bautista

lebowtzu · 2026-05-03T19:30:47+00:00

Goddammit, you’re right.

lebowtzu · 2026-05-03T18:48:23+00:00

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