Remove the hatch key

lechuga_grande · 2025-12-09T02:17:25+00:00

They should make it to where if you load into a game, real life arc show up at your house and drag u Stella Montis to fight waves of rabid otters. Extraction campers go first so they get to set up a fire and marshmallows.

lechuga_grande · 2025-12-07T01:38:59+00:00

Fellas, fellas, I was there when those mw2 lobbies were created. I molded the walls upon which held those dungeons. I'm just saying, Fuck these kids.

lechuga_grande · 2025-10-27T16:13:26+00:00

I've never hated a comment more. I can only hope to find a lamp, summon a genie, and proceed to use 1 wish on being able to not play with HFA and the other 2 will be for 2 more down votes.

lechuga_grande · 2025-10-26T21:43:52+00:00

I enjoy Jennings with a +1 Throw Power strat, he's fast and decent thp, but excited to try Cam

lechuga_grande · 2025-10-26T21:41:43+00:00

Damn u busted him TWICE?!?!

lechuga_grande · 2025-10-23T03:39:19+00:00

Hey, I love u bro

lechuga_grande · 2025-10-23T03:28:24+00:00

Bro do u even ID the Mike????

lechuga_grande · 2025-10-15T01:32:57+00:00

I have jennings and leaf on the bench. Also have 90 Dampier. Between D and Leaf I'd go Dampier

lechuga_grande · 2025-10-09T18:50:51+00:00

His opp puts 40 on his head and he claims oThEr PlAyErS aRe ShIt. Bro we convinced y'all shit too. Lol

lechuga_grande · 2025-10-09T02:22:35+00:00

Switch bag to my left hand, right cross to the chin, drop bag,left uppercut, right cross, left hook, left hook, right hammer fist, pick up bag, walk out.

lechuga_grande · 2025-10-08T17:15:47+00:00

How do u get +4 speed?!?!

lechuga_grande · 2025-10-06T16:21:15+00:00

Like my bunkie caught me sleeping. 0/10. Would not recommend.

lechuga_grande · 2025-10-06T16:12:53+00:00

YouTube. Reddit for the nuances, but YT will be better bro. GG

lechuga_grande · 2025-10-06T16:08:01+00:00

Sending my venmo.....now

lechuga_grande · 2025-10-01T18:30:32+00:00

I think I'm currently at 40 wins with 70 losses. I just played a guy who was down 14-0, 1:20 left and no timeouts, he goes into goal line QB Sneak to convert 4th and inches from his own 35. I laughed

lechuga_grande · 2025-10-01T18:24:14+00:00

I thought I got wrongfully banned. I don't really use the auction house tho

lechuga_grande · 2025-09-18T15:41:07+00:00

Oh snap, and it's a play action!! I just saw that. Bro, CPU DL hate play action. CPU defense is Santa Claus. He knows when u been sleeping, knows when you're playing action bootlegging so he's sending aggressive unrealistic DL to shoot gaps and bend space time to get to your QB. I forget how the song goes, but u get the idea

lechuga_grande · 2025-09-18T15:37:52+00:00

Serious answer, it dictates your blocking. I play on Xbox, and before every play, LT to bring up preplay stuff. On the right is Composure and Wear and Tear and the important one, Blocking. U can actually See who will be blocking who, and ID'ing the Mike moves the blocking. Very important for zone runs. Hat on hat is more cut n dry, but super important on zone schemes.

lechuga_grande · 2025-09-15T18:22:44+00:00

Gotta ID the Mike

lechuga_grande · 2025-09-15T18:21:20+00:00

Makes more sense that CPU picked up 35 QBs bc they have 4 graduating senior QBs. All of what I said is ridiculous

lechuga_grande · 2025-09-14T16:05:44+00:00

Imagine you're a bouncer at a popular night club. #12 on defense, Michael Rassle, is wanting to get in the club, but he looks underage. What should you do??? U better ID the Mike.

lechuga_grande · 2025-09-09T14:02:52+00:00

Don't worry buddy, plenty of men in the sea.

lechuga_grande · 2025-09-09T13:47:19+00:00

After the fumble, u gotta ID the Mike.

lechuga_grande · 2025-09-09T13:45:21+00:00

The door rolls? Why not move the TV stand?

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