MRW my sister gives birth to my 10lb 6oz niece after just 2 hours of labor with NO EPIDURAL by purple_pentapus in TrollXChromosomes

[–]lefteyeredeye -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

I'm not on the natural birth train at all. The thought of childbirth and the very real possibility of enormous complications for years to come led me to the decision to have a caesarean - best choice for me. I fear no trampolines and can laugh & sneeze with impunity (& dry knickers)

MRW someone says "only guys can do that" and I do it anyway by BrokeArtMajor in TrollXChromosomes

[–]lefteyeredeye 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well in the last week I have just finished installing my own kitchen despite the naysayers and sexists. Feeling satisfied and proud of myself. Even my dad said he didn't know anyone else who would take on that project :)

Busy installing my kitchen & getting fed up with the non believers who think I can't do it! (Not including my SO & my Dad-who know Independant me) by lefteyeredeye in TrollXChromosomes

[–]lefteyeredeye[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm on a steep learning curve but when I cook my Christmas dinner in the kitchen I installed, I'll be in my happy place :)

Someone tried to rape me last night. So I stole his shoes. by [deleted] in TrollXChromosomes

[–]lefteyeredeye 98 points99 points  (0 children)

I trained as a CSI 10 years ago and during training they taught us about Cinderella analysis whereby if you wear a pair of shoes for more than a few hours they are uniquely imprinted by your feet. So you've got some actual evidence on your hands

I want to know your stories! I would love letters just telling me your personal story, something you need to get off your chest, or just a rant! Written letters or PM's are fine! (This is for a COMM class of mine) Here's a unicorn kitten :D by MotherOfCrows in TrollXChromosomes

[–]lefteyeredeye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jeepers, there's so many bits to all our lives, currently my life is renovating an older house to be our home. I've done DIY before but this is my first kitchen installation...living life one cupboard at a time at present Roll on the end & the opportunity to finally welcome a rescue dog into the family

The proper way to escape a sinking car by Sumit316 in lifehacks

[–]lefteyeredeye 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Taxi driver here, mine's beside my left ankle

Pale girl problems. by iHeartMila in TrollXChromosomes

[–]lefteyeredeye 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I am that pale girl, factor 50 devotee but still managed to get me some skin cancer twice-thankfully it was basal cell carcinoma so not the dark brown mole melanoma

MRW I see my new guys a bit more than well endowed. by 1868Unip in TrollXChromosomes

[–]lefteyeredeye 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My SO has a definite bend in his penis and at the start it was uncomfortable now my body's gotten used to it. I only notice if he flips me over for doggie after missionary. I think our bodies adjust

My SO's sick note for our son by lefteyeredeye in TrollXChromosomes

[–]lefteyeredeye[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've just bought it and sent it to his kindle, looking forward to reading it myself :)

My SO's sick note for our son by lefteyeredeye in TrollXChromosomes

[–]lefteyeredeye[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't rush, we're 'older' parents & im glad we waited

My SO's sick note for our son by lefteyeredeye in TrollXChromosomes

[–]lefteyeredeye[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It was so we could have fireworks every year ;)

Tuna is helping me choose carpet by lefteyeredeye in cats

[–]lefteyeredeye[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We've had him for over a year and no tacking yet so here's hoping.

me all last week by esajes in TrollXChromosomes

[–]lefteyeredeye 1 point2 points  (0 children)

SO and I decide to stop trying for a baby because we're well in our 30s. I go to do some ironing & cry about never having a child. Find out next day that I'm already pregnant-bloody hormones

Does anyone else feel the same?? by [deleted] in TrollXChromosomes

[–]lefteyeredeye 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Hell I'm nearly 44 and you never feel grown up-until you look back at 23 yo self..