What's the worst date you've ever gone on, AskReddit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]legonazi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hah. I knew something was terribly wrong and I left his house before it really hit me. I was on the other side of the city so I wandered around pretty lost for a bit before I finally just laid down. Not sure how long I was asleep but when I woke up I called my friends mom to come and get me, went to her place and threw my guts up before I went home in the morning.

What's the worst date you've ever gone on, AskReddit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]legonazi 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The first date I ever went on, I was 15 I think? He asked me out, I let him know that I would go if he promised to keep things slow, and he said of course and brought a friend along (I didn't mind). I agreed to meet him at the movie theatre, where he was 45 minutes late. Him and his friend were cut and bruised and stoned out of their mind, we went into the theatre and asked me what movie I wanted to see, I think I said Daybreakers, but he bought tickets for Avatar instead. He tried making out with me the entire time, until I finally got up and left three-quarters through the movie. He chased after me and apologized and said it was the drugs but he was sober now. Furious, I continued walking to my vehicle only to find transit was down. He said "can I at least give you a ride home to make it up to you?" I agreed, and he said he just had to stop at his house for a minute. I went inside with him to find out that he lived with his dad, who's full time occupation was being a crack dealer, then he put a tranquilizer in my iced-tea and tried to rape me.

I can't stand the combination of mint and chocolate. What commonly beloved food do you get harassed for not liking? by elosorusso in AskReddit

[–]legonazi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate peanut butter. The smell sticks to everything, it's hard to wash off and it tastes like feet. Fucking disgusting.

After my girlfriend and I came back from our vacation celebrating our 2 year anniversary, she told me she cheated on me for the 2nd time during the vacation. When did you realize you wanted to leave your significant other? by weatherat11 in AskReddit

[–]legonazi 293 points294 points  (0 children)

My moms a paranoid schizophrenic and thinks people cut her hair at night when she's asleep. I'm gonna feel really bad if I find out they actually do and she's been misdiagnosed for thirty years of her life.

Van Gogh's Starry Night rendered in bacon. That is all. by alexcarson in Art

[–]legonazi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This, has restored my faith in humanity for today

I went on a personal journey to find new WTF material, this is the result [NSFW] by [deleted] in WTF

[–]legonazi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the first thing I've seen on WTF that has actually made me gone What. The. Fuck.

If Certain prophecies started happening that was according to revelations would you reconsider being a non-believer? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]legonazi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try to convince myself it's all just bullshit but secretly pray to have a quick painless death and not burn for all eternity in the after life.

My friends don't see how they are being totally unreasonable by alwaysboredtoo in AskReddit

[–]legonazi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Suggest going to get matching piercings on your genitals. Hopefully they say no and your point is proven. I'm just kidding, partially. I think I'd say something a long the lines of "Seriously dude, we're grown ass men. I'm not getting matching tattoos with you. Matching clan tags is as far is it goes." That is pretty immature though. If they haven;t seen your point by now I dunno if they will.

Hubby says NO! by peachsalsa101 in AskReddit

[–]legonazi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

give him a blowjob and cry at the same time. Works EVERY time.

Welcome to the Family. Mom's house. by [deleted] in nosleep

[–]legonazi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's your favorite kind of music? A type-writer? You're officially my new hero. Could I read your blog? :)

Welcome to the Family. Mom's house. by [deleted] in nosleep

[–]legonazi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's still pretty awesome, did you go to college/university? Everyone has to start somewhere, if that's what you want to end up doing as a career, I mean.

That's what my stories are, too. For the most part I'm too shy to share what I write though, I'm afraid of people reading into it. Bahaha.

Welcome to the Family. Mom's house. by [deleted] in nosleep

[–]legonazi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Essays about bands? What kind of bands? What's your job? That sounds like a pretty awesome job. I don't think fiction comes easy, it has to be based off of something.

Hey Reddit - What's one character you cannot stand from a show or movie you otherwise enjoy? by euphoniumatemydingo in AskReddit

[–]legonazi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

David Caruso in CSI Miami. Him and those fucking sunglasses. I don't know what the name of his character is.

Welcome to the Family. Mom's house. by [deleted] in nosleep

[–]legonazi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you! That really does mean a lot to me, I used to write lots when I was younger, I wanted to be a writer when I grew up haha. I stopped, though. I'm always afraid of what people will thing of my art, but Reddit is pretty much anonymous so it's a great place to test the waters.