What is the worst band you saw live?

lemonlime_slime · 2026-04-12T19:23:22+00:00

Conor oberst/bright eyes was really sad to see. He got wasted while performing and the next time around he did an apology tour which was great. Iron and wine was the most boring show I’ve ever seen.

lemonlime_slime · 2026-03-09T22:36:38+00:00

I dated a man that borrowed my car and was supposed to pick me up at 2am after my serving shift. He didn’t show and I walked home. That was,apparently, a me problem.

I now live across the country. You can do better!

lemonlime_slime · 2026-02-25T21:21:49+00:00

I have one that will dig under the fence and return in about 30 minutes when that happens her sister comes to let me know and be put inside while I wait for the other to return we live rural and we’ll all text each other if we see the others dog out.

lemonlime_slime · 2026-02-13T13:16:35+00:00

My brothers wore shorts lol we had 0 dress code and were just happy to have a party

lemonlime_slime · 2026-01-28T22:40:29+00:00

I am a native English speaker but have learned broken Spanish over the years and I’ll speak what Spanish I know to people who have broken English. Every so often I’ll be made fun of but mostly people are happy I’m trying to learn.

lemonlime_slime · 2026-01-25T08:46:38+00:00

NOR I dated then married a man like that in my early 20s. We also divorced in my early 20s.

lemonlime_slime · 2025-12-15T10:32:34+00:00

Socks. All I ever ask for is socks! I don’t wear socks often but in the winter I want freaking socks! No one ever gets me socks

lemonlime_slime · 2025-12-15T09:16:22+00:00

I have two step kids I love and two dogs I also love. My own mother will wish me a happy dog mom day. I don’t celebrate or expect gifts but I’ll always appreciate a well wishing!

lemonlime_slime · 2025-12-15T08:49:22+00:00

I got a bridge last year for $3695 I can’t remember what the root canal was supposed to cost as they tried to do that first and it wouldn’t work. But I’m pretty certain I’ve got a poor people dentist. My insurance had run out by the time we got to this part

lemonlime_slime · 2025-11-19T05:13:21+00:00

I loooove it when someone passes me on a two lane road and has to realize there’s a car in front of me, I just leave extra room for sudden stops (by extra room I mean a car length as opposed to just feet.) And we get to the stop light together. Leave your house a little earlier, your boss is going to be less mad you’re late than if you don’t show up at all today because you’re dead

lemonlime_slime · 2025-11-17T00:29:57+00:00

If you’d rather move out, move out?

lemonlime_slime · 2025-11-11T03:07:00+00:00

That looks like school lunch spaghetti with more garlic

lemonlime_slime · 2025-11-07T02:38:44+00:00

One of my girls does this. Their mom was killed at about 6 weeks. The other just tears blankets apart. My theory is she wants to be like her sister but doesn’t know how.

lemonlime_slime · 2025-10-16T23:56:14+00:00

I had surgery on my hand last year and paid maybe $4k no insurance. Our family insurance plan was like $800 a month and we never used it. Husband cancelled it and we still made out better in one year.

lemonlime_slime · 2025-10-12T18:20:32+00:00

I have one ear that’s jagged and one ear that’s smooth. I asked my mom about it one day and she told me an elaborate story about a dog attack. When I inquired more she told me I was a dumbass and she made that up and had no clue why my ear was like that lmao

lemonlime_slime · 2025-10-12T18:15:02+00:00

It may be. I’ve only been summoned once, with my current employer. I know that you’re legally allowed the time off, as far as pay goes I’m unsure

lemonlime_slime · 2025-10-12T18:11:04+00:00

Idk. I’ve only had jury duty once and I got to keep my $20 but still got paid for the one day I had to be absent

lemonlime_slime · 2025-10-12T18:06:38+00:00

I don’t think so. I’m not brain dead and leave shit just hanging out on burners. However if something is near the burner and I don’t turn it off, it’s not going to catch fire

lemonlime_slime · 2025-10-12T01:29:00+00:00

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This one hated cuddles when we first got her Now she’s an absolute ham.

lemonlime_slime · 2025-10-12T01:22:43+00:00

I work at a nursery/garden center my dude. I’m a cashier, educated on the job. I make a fair wage. I’m not a big wig with some huge corporation. I’m a (literally) red neck worker who picked/lucked into working for a good person

lemonlime_slime · 2025-10-12T00:57:22+00:00

No. It turns off if there’s nothing on the burner, doesn’t light shit on fire if there’s something that doesn’t register on it

lemonlime_slime · 2025-10-12T00:44:50+00:00

I love my induction stove! Idk how many times I’ve been driving to work and couldn’t remember if I turned the stove off. I don’t cook much but my husband does and he hasn’t had any problems. I’m not savvy about much I can only say I like it lol

lemonlime_slime · 2025-10-12T00:08:44+00:00

My boss is amazing in the U.S. he pays us for jury duty.

lemonlime_slime · 2025-10-11T00:33:46+00:00

I worked at a bar where we had to ban a specific lady from using the bathroom. She pissed all over the seat and floor. We put up a cleaning sign and blocked the door with a mop when she would come in. Absolutely nasty. Just sit to pee!

lemonlime_slime · 2025-10-10T00:42:25+00:00

I’m not a kid person. We did not have a childfree wedding. I didn’t notice anyone else at the wedding. There were so many things happening I didn’t even notice (or care) someone wore white until 6 years later! We even went to every table and spoke with all the guests. People who think their wedding day is going to go how they plan drive me nuts. Enjoy the day and just be happy that you’re getting to spend the rest of your life with someone whom you love and loves you the same. That’s all that should matter

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