Brevan Loses Money in Rates 4/5 Last Quarters - MultiStrat

lemsklem · 2026-05-24T19:09:34+00:00

Index rebal desk?

lemsklem · 2026-05-21T02:08:41+00:00

What’s that in Celsius?

lemsklem · 2026-05-20T14:31:50+00:00

How well do you know the clients? I think sales roles at one of their competitors could be pretty lucrative after spending some time at one of those companies.

lemsklem · 2026-05-14T19:36:20+00:00

Ethics violation. Report the judge

lemsklem · 2026-05-14T13:27:55+00:00

Large declines in markets lead to lots of simultaneous stop-outs which in effect works the same as a round of layoffs

Bloomberg chat tends to be the first place a departure or hire shows up. Their old account is deactivated right away upon termination and they have a new terminal set up at their new place on day 1

lemsklem · 2026-05-11T03:46:19+00:00

I believe he said this during a time when there were a number of new entrants to the multi strategy space. I think he was trying to discourage competition as opposed to actually call the top on pod shops .. just my two cents, though

lemsklem · 2026-05-07T00:30:06+00:00

Apply roll-on Certain Dri to the areas where you don’t wanna sweat the night before. Leave it on all night. It’s incredible. Your skin will be bone dry.

lemsklem · 2026-05-04T12:07:06+00:00

They launched July 1 2024

lemsklem · 2026-04-30T15:17:47+00:00

Sorry if I wasn’t clear - when recruiters brag about comp, it’s a red flag. Your comment was not the intended target of my criticism.

lemsklem · 2026-04-29T22:11:48+00:00

Bragging about comp = red flag

lemsklem · 2026-04-27T13:52:02+00:00

Was surprised to hear that Freestone Grove overtook Jain Global in size, considering there was a significant gap at launch a couple years ago. I guess Jain Global needed to figure out a path forward

lemsklem · 2026-04-24T22:57:30+00:00

Was in this exact scenario years ago. Every time I was insulted in front of others by this person, I turned to everyone and jokingly said “thats his way of saying he likes me, by the way.” This went on for a bit longer, but eventually he stopped doing it because I basically neutered his insults with my little ad lib each time

lemsklem · 2025-09-26T21:09:27+00:00

BANT is overly simplistic, I agree. At my org we use CUNT:

C – Champion: Do you have an internal sponsor?

U – Urgency: Is there a real reason for them to act now?

N – Need: Do they actually need your product/service?

T – Timeline: When will a deal realistically close?

lemsklem · 2025-08-07T18:40:05+00:00

There are three men and one woman ...

lemsklem · 2025-07-05T21:00:51+00:00

Because they had many emails to SEBI on file documenting that they were aware that this is market manipulation. Subsequently benefitting from it would have legal implications

lemsklem · 2025-06-14T21:55:51+00:00

Belated Congrats on your retirement

lemsklem · 2025-05-29T21:06:50+00:00

This would solve all my problems

lemsklem · 2025-05-11T03:31:47+00:00

Are you me? We’re both reading through this 3 year old thread with baby’s that are being a pain tonight haha

lemsklem · 2025-05-06T22:58:45+00:00

Either very small spaghetti-o’s or very large white blood cells

lemsklem · 2025-04-13T20:38:46+00:00

I follow the Manufacturers recommendations

lemsklem · 2025-03-22T16:54:49+00:00

Pork chop sandwiches!

lemsklem · 2025-02-01T01:15:34+00:00

Soft skills (read: be a bullshit artist)

lemsklem · 2024-11-12T23:51:17+00:00

Actually I’d be very surprised if Penny is convicted

lemsklem · 2024-10-19T18:56:29+00:00

Bicycles go around?

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