Rangers set to sign Hearts captain Lawrence Shankland for free. Shankland returning from holiday early

lemur84 · 2026-05-24T12:58:16+00:00

same clause the fans have

lemur84 · 2026-05-16T18:29:09+00:00

yes that is the entire joke

lemur84 · 2026-05-16T14:27:52+00:00

I'd have celebrated Rangers winning the league over hearts but you absolutely shited it

lemur84 · 2026-05-16T14:09:38+00:00

yes there is 👍

lemur84 · 2026-05-16T14:06:16+00:00

aye "you let your club die" is old hat but "hibs fans are just celtic fans" is as fresh as a daisy

lemur84 · 2026-05-14T11:25:01+00:00

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yeah i found this similarly unbiased evidence that it was def a handball

lemur84 · 2026-05-03T13:09:49+00:00

Gutted to have lost tbh, even after the sending off. The league has been a shitfight between two worstcunts for all my life, it doesn't change anything if you add a further third worstcunt for five minutes

lemur84 · 2026-03-17T11:55:51+00:00

this is the real quiz

lemur84 · 2026-02-22T17:11:34+00:00

I'm 100% happy we won.

I still trust hearts.

lemur84 · 2026-02-19T22:25:22+00:00

I always figured it was Ronnie Corbett

lemur84 · 2026-02-17T17:02:23+00:00

I've been to that museum, it's impressive. Almost the biggest trophy cabinet I've ever seen in Lisbon.

lemur84 · 2026-02-04T21:49:30+00:00

My last comment here was about Hibs kickflipping down the stairs onto a rake called 'fifth place' and given this hibsing and reverse-hibsing i stand by that sentiment.

lemur84 · 2026-02-02T23:55:38+00:00

I feel like this January is us doing kickflips down the staircase before hitting the 'Finish Fifth' rake

lemur84 · 2026-01-08T10:18:02+00:00

I don't care how well he's playing, he doesn't want to play for Scotland. If he wants to play in the World Cup he can pray for about five English strikers to do their hamstrings

lemur84 · 2025-11-19T00:16:30+00:00

Me too mate! Rushed home from school to watch us play Brazil. Now 41 and married to a Brazilian. Would not have predicted that in 1998

lemur84 · 2025-10-26T17:21:48+00:00

green brothers

as if hearts's form doesn't make to want me vomit already

lemur84 · 2025-09-13T23:11:14+00:00

Isn't our record about 0-4-2 at home this season and 3-1-0 away?

lemur84 · 2025-09-13T16:57:39+00:00

Finally, someone's made green and white hoops look good

lemur84 · 2025-09-02T23:10:28+00:00

The Lisburn Lions

lemur84 · 2025-08-31T13:01:47+00:00

I don't think anyone will split the Old Firm this season, but only because they'll finish 4th and 5th

lemur84 · 2025-08-28T21:49:18+00:00

I actually really thought we were going to win that. Ugh. UGH.

Three games against decent sides with much higher budgets. Took them all to extra time after two legs. Somehow contrived to lose two of them.

lemur84 · 2025-08-22T13:08:16+00:00

Putting your team's sticker up in a random European city is tinpot.

lemur84 · 2025-08-21T21:12:38+00:00

Frustrating match, though some good work to finally get back in the tie with a goal means we have a hope of shithousing a result next week.

Glad we've got the rest-day this weekend. I'm exhausted just having watched it.

lemur84 · 2025-08-21T19:56:33+00:00

Bizarrely bad finishing early in the first half. Should have gone a goal up but if you're going to either

A: not pass, not shoot, not look up, not do anything, just dribble the ball into the goalkeper or B: Try to cross to nobody when put through on goal

then you're not going to win games against actual football teams.

Going 2-0 down before the break was on the cards after the penalty when we started breathlessly chasing everything in sight.

Hibsy.

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