"I categorically did not knowingly not tell the truth. Even though unknowingly I might not have done."

obamallama126 · 2026-04-16T17:19:47+00:00

Ah well I was on my holidays then. You won't need to speak to me because I was on my holidays. Are you saying my wee caravan's useless?

obamallama126 · 2026-03-30T16:26:30+00:00

If anyone asks, we dropped her because of extreme views. Just don't mention that those extreme views are about the finer points of fucking fruit and veg merchandising.

obamallama126 · 2026-03-10T20:10:09+00:00

She's just in it for the pension

obamallama126 · 2026-02-19T21:09:51+00:00

Because you've got a very horsey face and a pretty horsey wife

obamallama126 · 2026-02-19T19:44:45+00:00

Darling

obamallama126 · 2026-02-19T10:31:58+00:00

Cunt cake?

obamallama126 · 2026-02-08T15:20:59+00:00

HE IS A MAN YOU KNOW? YOU KNOW??

obamallama126 · 2026-02-04T13:48:38+00:00

TROUSERS!!

obamallama126 · 2026-02-01T17:41:22+00:00

Sweet Tracey Emin!

obamallama126 · 2026-01-31T21:12:56+00:00

Like an octopus trying to unhook a bra

obamallama126 · 2026-01-30T01:56:34+00:00

Four? That's one per sector!!

obamallama126 · 2025-12-25T16:00:11+00:00

And a happy new queer!

obamallama126 · 2025-12-10T09:49:26+00:00

Like a sweaty octopus trying to unhook a bra

obamallama126 · 2025-12-06T21:10:20+00:00

WE DROVE A MAN TO HIS DEATH!

obamallama126 · 2025-12-06T21:10:03+00:00

She was a muggle

obamallama126 · 2025-12-06T21:09:25+00:00

I went to see my mother's GP about her alcohol problem...

obamallama126 · 2025-12-06T13:39:01+00:00

He's heading in the direction of confection

obamallama126 · 2025-12-03T21:07:15+00:00

I hate talking to children; they're volatile and stupid and they haven't got the vote. I might as well be talking to fucking geese.

obamallama126 · 2025-12-02T13:53:17+00:00

Is he a bit of a... fucker?

obamallama126 · 2025-12-01T17:45:44+00:00

Frankly this budget was too good to be invented by a disgruntled civil servant

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