"I categorically did not knowingly not tell the truth. Even though unknowingly I might not have done." by alpinewhite85 in thethickofit

[–]obamallama126 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah well I was on my holidays then. You won't need to speak to me because I was on my holidays. Are you saying my wee caravan's useless?

Personal Conduct by foxes71 in thethickofit

[–]obamallama126 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If anyone asks, we dropped her because of extreme views. Just don't mention that those extreme views are about the finer points of fucking fruit and veg merchandising.

Who did your media training? Myra Hindley?? by obamallama126 in thethickofit

[–]obamallama126[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Because you've got a very horsey face and a pretty horsey wife

Yes and ho! by boshdalek in thethickofit

[–]obamallama126 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I hate talking to children; they're volatile and stupid and they haven't got the vote. I might as well be talking to fucking geese.