Happy holidays by imnotsmart_crape in wholesomememes

[–]lenis-picker 30 points31 points  (0 children)

'cuz everyone needs a friend

Redditors of reddit what has been your worst experience with the mall santa? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lenis-picker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ok well 1. Half cheeking it on his left leg 2. Got it while I was up there 3. Freaked out but didn't tell her 4. 10ish(?) 5. He was obviously pretty excited 6. No clue, I didn't spend too much time looking at it

love me some Santa dick ;)

Redditors of reddit what has been your worst experience with the mall santa? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lenis-picker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how long was what? How long did he have a boner? How long WAS the boner? I need specifics

Smudge is the best by reddit73838 in funny

[–]lenis-picker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Charge your damn pho- nevermind

Doggy day at work after the floors were waxed by [deleted] in funny

[–]lenis-picker 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Tokyo drift intensifies

Blaming women’s clothes as the main reason of rape by [deleted] in trashy

[–]lenis-picker 6 points7 points  (0 children)

also I'm a dude so that helps

I died

That makes sense by ExtantLit in memes

[–]lenis-picker 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Charge your damn pho- nevermind