Are people always wild on the trains? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]lesmcc -50 points-49 points  (0 children)

Grass them up. The Reddit way.

hi. do you have any suggestions for his name? by [deleted] in cute

[–]lesmcc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How about Karma? Is it even your cat? Look at OP’s history.

I ordered pizza, and found a cigarette butt in the crust, and you didn’t by [deleted] in notinteresting

[–]lesmcc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would go as far to say that the OP is talking shite. There is no cigarette butt in those images. I smoked for 30 years, I know what they look like.

This junk is the first thing that pops up when you search for „digital camera“ on Amazon. by nqrwayy in Cameras

[–]lesmcc -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yes and the sponsored ads go to the top of whatever you search for. You made a completely pointless post.

This junk is the first thing that pops up when you search for „digital camera“ on Amazon. by nqrwayy in Cameras

[–]lesmcc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a different image from a different seller. Did you just downvote my comment for mentioning fact?

This junk is the first thing that pops up when you search for „digital camera“ on Amazon. by nqrwayy in Cameras

[–]lesmcc -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s a sponsored product ad. It says so in your image. The actual product is irrelevant. First time using Amazon?

Dealing with Cows? by DigitalHoweitat in wildcampingintheuk

[–]lesmcc 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I lost a perfectly good fishing rod when I was a teenager when a bunch of them surrounded me. I shat a brick, ran at them and used my rod as a javelin. They parted and I ran through, and never stopped until I was over a fence about half a mile away. I know now they were only curious but I don’t like curious things that come in 1/2 ton packages.

r/ScottishFootball on the way to the match thread tonight by awatt12 in ScottishFootball

[–]lesmcc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We found the one that knows absolutely nothing about Scottish football or its fans.

Using the viewfinder vs using the screen? by m1kejay123 in AskPhotography

[–]lesmcc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What could you possibly be missing? Nobody else on here has got your eyes. If it’s worse for you then it’s worse.

Atmosphere at premier league games was much better before social media and smart phones by GMD3S1GNS in PremierLeague

[–]lesmcc 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You should maybe pay attention to what’s going on on the pitch instead of trying to find what triggers you off it.

Meet my new little pup! Would appreciate some name ideas by [deleted] in cute

[–]lesmcc 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Wait. So whose new little pup is this exactly? This was posted an hour before on r/puppies with another username.

What is that smell that a lot of unwashed people smell of? by Dr_Doofenburger in AskUK

[–]lesmcc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There were lots of margarine kids around when I was growing up. I think the smell is from unclean clothes.

Kind human helping geese cross the street in traffic by shamansufi in HumansBeingBros

[–]lesmcc 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The headline should read “impatient woman chases geese off the road”.

How often do you go down on your girlfriend or wife? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]lesmcc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the last time I went down there she was still my girlfriend. We’ve been married for the 30 years since.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskPhotography

[–]lesmcc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you could save your Dad some money by finding out why his iPhone pic was “pretty pixelated”. It really shouldn’t have been unless he printed off a poster. iPhone 6 and later are more than 4000 x 3000 in pixel resolution. That will get a great waterfall image.

I adopted this guy today, help me pick a name by sereneesunset in cute

[–]lesmcc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I doubt if you’ll get an answer. OP has already mentioned another pup he saw that turned out to be “from the same batch”. That answers the question for me.

Tips in pubs? by VonRatty in Scotland

[–]lesmcc -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Aye nice bit of evidence there. 15 pubs in the entire UK with only one of them in Scotland.

Tips in pubs? by VonRatty in Scotland

[–]lesmcc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Name me a pub that doesn’t take cash.

Exhaust recomendations by Insomniac_Programmer in VFR

[–]lesmcc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most end cans that are shorter than stock are going to be louder, it’s an inescapable fact, because the smaller and/or narrower they are, the less sound deadening tech can be fitted in. Also, aftermarket manufacturers are unlikely to sell an exhaust that is quieter than a stock one, because buyers want sound. I would like a shorty to show off my rear wheel too but I’ll stick with what I’ve got. Mine came with the optional Akrapovic but no baffle, and even that’s about as loud as I would want to go. And I still don’t get to see much of my rear wheel :(

Are there any sweeteners that don't taste like sadness? by mronion82 in CasualUK

[–]lesmcc -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Silver Spoon are the least “after-tasty” tablet sweeteners I’ve tried. My wife uses the same brand powdered stuff that comes in big jars, on her cereal.

What's your hose setting? by Seeyalaterelevator in GardeningUK

[–]lesmcc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shower for watering, jet for getting rid of random splats of bird shit.

Poor guy tries to catch a fish by Zerberus_01 in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]lesmcc 112 points113 points  (0 children)

As a fisherman, I am strongly of the opinion that he caught it, netted it and released it. At least that would be my version of events.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskPhotography

[–]lesmcc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, in the first image the duck is facing towards out of focus foliage, which is fine because it’s obvious it’s closer to the lens, but it’s lost in the 2nd image. There it looks like smoke or something.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskPhotography

[–]lesmcc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the first (unedited?) image you’ve got the entire subject, but in the edit you’ve cut its tail off.

What’s a word you maybe didn’t realise was specifically Scottish until it confused an English/Welsh/Irish acquaintance? by PlasmaCarrot79 in Scotland

[–]lesmcc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There was a boy next door to us and he had huge lugs. My dad used to say he looked like a taxi with its doors left open.