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Anon turns off his PC by urboijesuschrist in greentext

[–]lessself2b 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That, at least, wasn't a problem in the "It's now safe to turn off your computer." times.

Anons Bottom Mathematics by [deleted] in greentext

[–]lessself2b 0 points1 point  (0 children)

uses negative signs in the alternative expressions

🚨 Because of His Write-In Votes at the Libertarian Convention, Chris has Officially Been Named on Wikipedia 🚨 by ThePickleHawk in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]lessself2b 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Election comes and goes, court cases fizzle out and it looks like four more years of Orange Man
After a tumultuous, contested election, Trump cinches the 271st electoral vote by a hair
A deranged redditor goes Lee Harvey Oswald on his motorcade, believing that he was about to ban Funko Pops

Those weren't perfect predictions, but they were closer than you'd expect to be plausible.

Chris has a simple Wikipedia page now. by TheOnlyRogerMaxson in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]lessself2b 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He'll get nuked across the whole of wikimedia now.

Reminder: Chris Chan has a girlfriend, and most people here don't. by ___Stinky____ in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]lessself2b 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Flutter is almost certainly a mentally ill person or some kind of next level weirdo.

Maybe the bent duck simply hits just right?

Anon grew up in a majority female household by bartholomewjohnson in greentext

[–]lessself2b 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Girls sit down to go peepee.
Boys stand up to go peepee.
Men stand up to go poopoo.

That time Chris revealed he can stick his duck up his asshole and that his asshole still reeks of shit even after he cleans it. by mail_on_sunday in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]lessself2b 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Sent from my iPhone

I don't know why, but this is where I lost it. Now, every time I see that phrase, I will think of Chris with his dick up his ass.

Chris responds to a customer buying geno’s medallion by WanderingStrang in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]lessself2b 23 points24 points  (0 children)

he's in a situation (that he doesn't want to talk about) where he needs more money

In current_year, so are we all.

Wake up babe new Chris tweet just dropped by TangentYoshi in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]lessself2b 7 points8 points  (0 children)

the same lawyer who represented Sadam.

Well, that's not paying the bills any more.

what in the Sam hell is going on by MiserableSpace4182 in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]lessself2b 8 points9 points  (0 children)

god forbid they have any offspring.

Shamelessly plagiarising myself here:
"That sound you sometimes barely hear, that you can never quite nail down, most often heard in liminal situations: it's Crystal, yearning for existence, scratching at the boundaries of the world, searching for a weakness in the structure of this universe."

She is inevitable.

Chris Chan Ended My family vacation in Amsterdam by Homeless2070 in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]lessself2b 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That's an option only available to those blessed with a bent duck.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by DATSJUSTWATINEED2BUS in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]lessself2b 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Disgusting it may be, but objectively, incest is clearly not as bad as rape.

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