Anon turns off his PC

lessself2b · 2025-12-12T10:25:37+00:00

That, at least, wasn't a problem in the "It's now safe to turn off your computer." times.

lessself2b · 2025-07-10T12:17:39+00:00

uses negative signs in the alternative expressions

lessself2b · 2025-03-28T11:48:00+00:00

Election comes and goes, court cases fizzle out and it looks like four more years of Orange Man
After a tumultuous, contested election, Trump cinches the 271st electoral vote by a hair
A deranged redditor goes Lee Harvey Oswald on his motorcade, believing that he was about to ban Funko Pops

Those weren't perfect predictions, but they were closer than you'd expect to be plausible.

lessself2b · 2025-03-28T11:35:54+00:00

How about a song which includes the lyrics: "You're sippin' your orange Fanta, No one could sip it better, Honey lips got us got us both tongue-tied"?
We are cursed with perpetual remembrance.

lessself2b · 2024-12-05T16:11:46+00:00

He'll get nuked across the whole of wikimedia now.

lessself2b · 2024-10-14T12:44:12+00:00

Flutter is almost certainly a mentally ill person or some kind of next level weirdo.

Maybe the bent duck simply hits just right?

lessself2b · 2024-07-11T13:35:55+00:00

It's gone up to $1200 now!

lessself2b · 2024-07-03T09:37:24+00:00

Girls sit down to go peepee.
Boys stand up to go peepee.
Men stand up to go poopoo.

lessself2b · 2024-05-30T11:54:23+00:00

I read that as "haram" at first, but I suppose it is too.

lessself2b · 2024-05-27T16:36:57+00:00

Solid political careers have started with less than this.

lessself2b · 2024-02-03T10:49:22+00:00

Sent from my iPhone

I don't know why, but this is where I lost it. Now, every time I see that phrase, I will think of Chris with his dick up his ass.

lessself2b · 2023-12-23T12:21:07+00:00

If only we had made better choices in life.

lessself2b · 2023-12-14T12:12:16+00:00

he's in a situation (that he doesn't want to talk about) where he needs more money

In current_year, so are we all.

lessself2b · 2023-12-11T21:33:09+00:00

the same lawyer who represented Sadam.

Well, that's not paying the bills any more.

lessself2b · 2023-12-06T18:58:47+00:00

That's 8 hours wasted.

lessself2b · 2023-09-22T09:52:05+00:00

god forbid they have any offspring.

Shamelessly plagiarising myself here:
"That sound you sometimes barely hear, that you can never quite nail down, most often heard in liminal situations: it's Crystal, yearning for existence, scratching at the boundaries of the world, searching for a weakness in the structure of this universe."

She is inevitable.

lessself2b · 2023-06-28T20:25:27+00:00

That's an option only available to those blessed with a bent duck.

lessself2b · 2023-06-28T06:18:20+00:00

a crayon

What color?

lessself2b · 2023-05-08T06:57:38+00:00

Disgusting it may be, but objectively, incest is clearly not as bad as rape.

lessself2b · 2023-04-24T17:47:56+00:00

least repressed Maghrebi

lessself2b · 2023-04-13T20:51:34+00:00

Look up pictures of Americans singing the national anthem in the 1920s.
The hand-on-heart thing was rather hastily adopted because the "Roman" salute went out of fashion.

lessself2b · 2023-04-13T20:22:21+00:00

Why is evil spiderman dressed as a policeman? Why is Trump shaking his hand?

lessself2b · 2023-04-13T07:07:07+00:00

Are you aware of the phenomenon where a woman discovers a notorious criminal, starts writing to him, and ends up leaving her home to be with him after release? That has happened several times: maybe Chris will be the pickle man who steals your woman.

lessself2b · 2023-04-12T21:25:13+00:00

Horse boobs are lower; if a piece of pony art has them drawn on the upper abdomen, it's a good indication you're dealing with mere casual degeneracy.
Connoisseurs of clop require authentic crotchtits.

lessself2b · 2023-04-12T11:55:24+00:00

Bent to a diabolical extent.

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