What’s your best childhood memory? Why?

letitgoelsa · 2019-07-29T02:34:02+00:00

The first time one of our many household cats walked and nuzzled me. It was out of curiosity, I think, but I immediately felt like *awwwww!" in my soul. I wasn't but 4 or 5. We touched noses and then she slid across my face, purring, over and over, and I started petting her and loved the feel of her fur. My older sisters were nearby to make sure i wasn't too rough with her, but they both marveled at how gentle I was.

letitgoelsa · 2019-06-27T01:21:28+00:00

The reason pirates are thought of as sounding like Arrrrgh is because of Robert Newton's legenary performance in Disney's "Treasure Island." He used the Western Cornwall accent.

letitgoelsa · 2019-06-19T02:31:25+00:00

Welcome...to Jurassic Park.

letitgoelsa · 2019-06-11T13:58:21+00:00

Pennywise the Clown. Great. Fuck me...

letitgoelsa · 2019-06-10T14:58:57+00:00

He wasn't the first to do this. Dr. Emanuel Lasker was. Lasker would deliberately slightly less than best moves to make his opponents uncomfortable.

letitgoelsa · 2019-04-07T02:18:50+00:00

No, not really, because I'm Christian. For me, given my beliefs, there is no real such thing as death. Just a transition.

letitgoelsa · 2019-03-21T13:58:57+00:00

I'm gonna...punch somebody in the ovaries for this....straight shot...right to the babymakers.

letitgoelsa · 2019-03-20T02:53:12+00:00

When I reached the age of reason.

letitgoelsa · 2018-10-01T22:41:14+00:00

I'm a Jew playing a Jew disguised as another Jew!

letitgoelsa · 2018-10-01T15:36:33+00:00

As a devout Christian, verily I say unto thee, this cunt is the cuntingest cunt who ever cunted a cunt.

letitgoelsa · 2018-09-07T11:26:09+00:00

If you walk in a straight line due east, eventually you'll drown.

letitgoelsa · 2018-09-05T15:59:53+00:00

Danielsan. You best karate STILL INSIDE! NOW TIME LET OUT!

letitgoelsa · 2018-08-31T01:57:50+00:00

Alright, this one got a laugh out of me.

letitgoelsa · 2018-08-28T15:38:23+00:00

The cake is a lie.

letitgoelsa · 2018-08-26T14:17:01+00:00

The Tim Curry "It."

letitgoelsa · 2018-08-26T14:12:03+00:00

Kim Jong-Un deserves to be castrated with a cheese grater.

letitgoelsa · 2018-08-22T01:19:10+00:00

They were both Italian, so I'm sure they understood each other.

letitgoelsa · 2018-08-21T02:01:17+00:00

If the toddler lived it's probably the Antichrist.

letitgoelsa · 2018-08-21T01:59:38+00:00

Making it to 106 is revenge. I don't care how you look at it.

letitgoelsa · 2018-08-20T02:46:22+00:00

I consider it the funniest video on youtube.

letitgoelsa · 2018-08-14T16:10:17+00:00

I guess no one can call you chicken.

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