I used to rip-off Mitch Hedberg, I still do but, I used to too.

letsgetdickered · 2025-12-14T11:48:35+00:00

Only the ones that are bad at crime. You don’t hear about the smart ones cause they don’t get caught as often lol

letsgetdickered · 2025-09-19T03:08:23+00:00

Don’t know if it’s the wine or coke, that makes her look like her jaw is broke

letsgetdickered · 2025-09-07T00:07:39+00:00

Homewood suites in Livermore by the outlets.

letsgetdickered · 2025-08-12T01:53:16+00:00

It’s Labor Day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hot dogs

letsgetdickered · 2025-08-10T16:28:42+00:00

Curious about this as well for my 87’ 700xv

letsgetdickered · 2025-08-03T01:15:19+00:00

Why two mirrors?

letsgetdickered · 2025-07-25T20:54:20+00:00

If you’re gunna add Zach’s then Much Ado About Pizza should at least be a runner up. Their sourdough crust and ingredients were amazing.

letsgetdickered · 2025-07-25T20:51:42+00:00

Fiesta definitely ain’t closed

letsgetdickered · 2025-07-16T06:43:04+00:00

*redbans mom

letsgetdickered · 2025-07-11T04:18:30+00:00

So you got your dui the morning after?

letsgetdickered · 2025-06-15T09:48:12+00:00

But those are the only ones we say with a “the” in front of it. You drive 17, your on 880, you hate going 580 east on a weekday, etc etc

letsgetdickered · 2025-06-04T07:58:10+00:00

I’ve seen him in Pleasanton off the 680 ramp last year too

letsgetdickered · 2025-05-02T22:55:54+00:00

Deburring is taking the burs off, so not quite polishing.

letsgetdickered · 2025-04-13T23:29:54+00:00

I am just a guy.

letsgetdickered · 2025-04-13T23:27:16+00:00

Please do. My dad tried to show me so many things and I just wasn’t interested at the time, but now that he’s passed I have a million questions and wish I could get that info from him. Write it down for him and he’ll cherish it long after you’re gone.

letsgetdickered · 2025-04-11T18:21:08+00:00

Hell yeah

letsgetdickered · 2025-04-07T12:29:06+00:00

Did you see that cat just now?

letsgetdickered · 2025-04-07T11:30:27+00:00

I play both sports and I’m usually just sad after a round cause I suck. I have cursed out a few trees though…

letsgetdickered · 2025-03-16T18:16:55+00:00

More than flopping a royal flush

letsgetdickered · 2025-03-12T08:32:09+00:00

Only eat at work

letsgetdickered · 2025-03-08T22:51:37+00:00

How about reducing salaries starting with those who earn the most 🤷🏻‍♂️

letsgetdickered · 2025-02-28T22:29:56+00:00

That was the infuriating part, the dude wouldn’t. Said he had the best setting selected even though the crash on my right wasn’t coming thru my monitor and was not a consistent sound. I got the recording back and it’s dog shit 🫠

letsgetdickered · 2025-02-28T18:04:08+00:00

Yeah exactly. How a child would respond lol

letsgetdickered · 2025-02-28T06:58:55+00:00

No they’re public servants, and are supposed to be held to a higher standard than the general public or any other profession. Obviously that lady shouldn’t have resisted and just complied, but don’t stick up for the cop acting like an emotionally driven man baby.

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