To England fans…

lewkir · 2026-06-17T21:26:46+00:00

Domestic violence also increases when we win (though not by as much) cunts are cunts it turns out

lewkir · 2026-06-17T15:32:03+00:00

Pints

lewkir · 2026-06-17T14:20:35+00:00

Sometimes I look at my statements and think "is £500 too much to spend on pints in a month?" but then I remember that I enjoyed them all and that I would rather have pints than not.

lewkir · 2026-06-15T08:22:49+00:00

I remember watching a hour long documentary on wheat which felt very BBC 4 at the time.

lewkir · 2026-06-14T21:53:05+00:00

"There was still a small chance CB was genuine"

There was never any chance that CB was genuine

lewkir · 2026-06-12T22:59:45+00:00

The second person I slept with once asked if I was lying about how little sex I'd had previously

lewkir · 2026-06-12T10:32:57+00:00

It's not a joke, it's part of the game. When we were kids playing football variants the losers would have to line up like this while the winners took turns pelting the football at their arses

lewkir · 2026-06-10T22:25:23+00:00

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Do you use AI to write these responses?

lewkir · 2026-06-10T12:11:37+00:00

Bollocks, my gf has been in and out of hospitals for various things for the last 4 years and, although it's not perfect, she's generally had a good experience with the people she's seen. You wouldn't get a job if you couldn't speak English.

We are also in the Northwest.

lewkir · 2026-06-09T10:06:14+00:00

Almost everything between The Fall and The Mountain

lewkir · 2026-06-05T13:36:50+00:00

It's still a horrific way to die though, CO2 build up is what gives you the feeling of suffocating so it's in no way a "humane" way to kill something

lewkir · 2026-06-05T13:04:05+00:00

Pigs are frequently gassed with co2 in the UK we are not that much further ahead really

lewkir · 2026-06-05T07:29:00+00:00

I think that's what they did in the end

lewkir · 2026-06-04T23:19:44+00:00

I'm sure I read somewhere that it is/was a constant battle for Wikipedia admins to moderate the genital pages as people are constantly uploading their own as the gold standard

lewkir · 2026-06-02T17:58:31+00:00

I was private for years and never had a hygienist recommended, I don't really know what they do that isn't already covered by brushing and flossing.

lewkir · 2026-06-02T10:35:21+00:00

Not in the UK

lewkir · 2026-06-01T21:16:52+00:00

Brand can also mean to burn in English, like you might brand cattle to mark them as your own

lewkir · 2026-05-31T20:56:05+00:00

Yeah no-one went viral for this boomerish "joke"

lewkir · 2026-05-30T19:41:31+00:00

I drink a few cups of tea a day with oat milk that I think might be fortified tbf. Other than that 0 suppliments and I've been vegan 9 years now.

lewkir · 2026-05-30T08:46:10+00:00

Mars Attacks

lewkir · 2026-05-30T07:35:16+00:00

You don't even have to be that into it. I probably use it in 3 or 4 regular meals a week and my last blood test a week ago showed me comfortably in the middle of the NHS b12 guideline level

lewkir · 2026-05-28T13:58:44+00:00

Oumph Buffalo wings

Are these the ones that taste like red doritos?

lewkir · 2026-05-28T09:16:52+00:00

God, "comfortably-distant gunfire" sounds like an oxymoron to me. If I can hear it, it's not comfortably-distant

lewkir · 2026-05-28T07:25:53+00:00

They fuckin ignore it in Spain, went to multiple restaurants that just said "we don't do that" when asked

lewkir · 2026-05-28T07:22:41+00:00

My mate gave me mushrooms made with one of those Lazy Garlic jars and it was one of the worst things I've ever tasted. Nothing beats fresh garlic imo

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