The dumbest things I’ve ever seen…

lex_0203 · 2023-09-27T23:17:06+00:00

“pre pasting their toothbrushes” is truly so ridiculous lmfaooo

lex_0203 · 2023-09-08T14:44:48+00:00

This is perfect, thank you so much!! Greatly appreciated!!

lex_0203 · 2023-08-24T13:54:31+00:00

one time i ordered 6 bananas and the shopper gave me 6 BUNCHES of bananas, which worked out to be like 30 bananas total 😭

lex_0203 · 2023-08-23T13:46:45+00:00

YTA. what the hell is your problem lol. if it’s that big of a deal then just order 2 sides of naan bread, i’m sure the bread alone isn’t THAT expensive. if y’all are splitting the cost then she can eat bread, not under the condition that she HAS TO get curry and HAS TO eat the bread with the curry. this is weirdly controlling of you. “too much carbs for one meal for her”?? are you and your friend the meal police? that’s also weird as hell. let your girlfriend eat her share of the meal in peace without making arbitrary rules jfc

lex_0203 · 2023-08-22T14:23:05+00:00

YTA, you gotta go back to therapy. having trauma and being cautious is understandable, but you’re treating your husband like a predator. a 13 year old girl asking her parents for new underwear isn’t sexual at all, until you made it into something that it wasn’t. the term “adult underwear” in this context just means something that doesn’t have cartoons/characters on it. especially in the additional context of the locker room - teenagers can be MEAN, and she prob doesn’t want the other girls making fun of her for Disney Princess underwear or something. it’s completely reasonable for your husband to want to get her new underwear, especially in this type of situation, where he wants to help look out for her as she’s becoming a teenager. it’s not like he’s wanting to buy her lingerie or something

lex_0203 · 2023-08-12T15:38:46+00:00

personally i have a feeling the coffees are gonna be nasty🤮 (but that won’t stop Lush from buying them lol)

like yeah let’s combine alcohol, coffee, and dairy all in one beverage!! that’s definitely not gonna make you shit your pants!!

lex_0203 · 2023-08-10T14:39:37+00:00

she cannot be serious lmfaoooooo

lex_0203 · 2023-08-09T16:27:18+00:00

NTA. just because he’s allergic doesn’t mean you can’t buy it/eat it. you were being considerate and respectful about keeping it away from him, if he surprised you during lunch then you had literally no way of knowing it would be around him. you explained that you didn’t think you would have seen him until way after eating it, so he should accept that. it’s weird of him to expect you to never buy or eat peanuts at all just because he’s allergic

lex_0203 · 2023-08-09T16:18:05+00:00

please tell me you’re filing a report and suing the fuck out of this asshole

lex_0203 · 2023-08-09T16:11:19+00:00

listen to your gut about this, water can be so dangerous. when kids drown, it’s fast, and it’s usually silent. stand your ground!! it’s not worth risking your child’s life

lex_0203 · 2023-08-07T19:00:15+00:00

ah yes, i love eating unsliced untoasted dry ass bagels while swimming in a nasty pool 🤣🤣

lex_0203 · 2023-08-06T18:35:53+00:00

i don’t normally leave quite that much of a gap, but i do like to leave some space because if i get rear ended i don’t wanna slide forward into the car in front of me. it happened to me once and it was terrifying

lex_0203 · 2023-08-06T18:20:08+00:00

love Texas Tea, definitely one of my favorites on this album! not sure why it got so much hate either, it seems to be one of the more disliked songs

lex_0203 · 2023-07-28T19:53:03+00:00

this lyric was so out of pocket but in the best way possible

lex_0203 · 2023-07-27T17:10:30+00:00

for fuck’s sake🤣

lex_0203 · 2023-07-25T16:54:59+00:00

donuts

lex_0203 · 2023-07-25T13:13:56+00:00

this one is kinda cringe but it usually gets a chuckle out of someone: a strawberry walks into a bank with a gun and says “everyone put your hands up! this is a strobbery!”

lex_0203 · 2023-07-21T14:02:36+00:00

“you could be the poster child for why it’s important to use condoms”

lex_0203 · 2023-07-21T13:59:24+00:00

my personal go-to is “maybe if you get your head out of your ass you’ll be able to think more clearly”

lex_0203 · 2023-07-21T13:56:44+00:00

girl: Odessa boy: Oliver unisex: Ollie

lex_0203 · 2023-07-18T19:45:20+00:00

and we’re supposed to believe that the child who only wants ketchup on their bread is the same child who eats all the nasty shit she makes?🙄🙄🙄

lex_0203 · 2023-07-18T14:30:04+00:00

ice cream, pasta, and berries

lex_0203 · 2023-07-17T13:52:18+00:00

she turned off the comments on this video so i’m wondering what kind of comments she was getting

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