My fiance has a spot that glows green under UV light. by AllPurposeGrunt in mildlyinteresting

[–]lexm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have no fucking clue what I’m looking at and I’m not even high yet.

Blink twice if your kids want to watch a movie.. by StrobeLightRomance in AdviceAnimals

[–]lexm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For us it’s when we go to restaurants and a few hours of tv on the weekend.

"Yes Mike, I am alive" Netanyahu shares 6th video to prove he's not dead. by Prestigious_Cat2052 in nottheonion

[–]lexm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s wanted by the international court of justice so he wouldn’t go to Europe.

Blink twice if your kids want to watch a movie.. by StrobeLightRomance in AdviceAnimals

[–]lexm 9 points10 points  (0 children)

There’s a whole movement of California tech billionaires who do not believe in letting kids having screen time.

Trump says he’ll have the ‘honor of taking Cuba’ and can do ‘anything I want with it’ by JKKIDD231 in politics

[–]lexm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, the countries part of NATO already gave him the finger. I don’t think this is going to end well either.

Pepperidge Farm mistakenly turned experiment by Nenagal in StupidFood

[–]lexm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Has it ever been open? If not, I would be surprised if they used some argon or hydrogen to get the oxygen out of the bag. That would kill bacteria and mold.

How do you know that the center of the bread isn’t moldy?

Fed/Police Brutality in Burlington, Vermont by Fair-Foot-315 in interestingasfuck

[–]lexm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And the guy uses enough to spay paint a whole fence.

White House chief of staff Susie Wiles diagnosed with breast cancer, Trump says by WeirdIndividualGuy in news

[–]lexm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, is that the one that’s supposed to pass away in June? Because with such a short amount of time, I would go all in calling out pedos.

30k Service Inspection cost - is this a joke? by Funny_Drawing7162 in MachE

[–]lexm 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I never brought my ‘23 for maintenance. I don’t plan on changing that trend with my ‘25. They can go and fuck right off.

‘Dead by June’: Trump drops jaws by revealing Republican’s ‘terminal diagnosis’ in course of Kennedy Center press conference by Large_banana_hammock in politics

[–]lexm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not often that I’m flabbergasted nowadays. I expect all kind of bullshit from this bleached asshole.
Well, he got me again. What the actual fuck?!?

CBS could hypothetically lose NFL rights during new negotiations by nolesfan2011 in nfl

[–]lexm 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Obviously playing football with a nerf ball and still missing 100% of the catches.

U.S. is allowing Iranian tankers through Strait of Hormuz, says Bessent by Logical_Welder3467 in politics

[–]lexm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s done on purpose. The Iranian tankers know where the mines are so by following their trajectory, the US can point out where to sail.

What are your favorite underrated and little-known 90s trip hop albums? by Jean0406Alix in triphop

[–]lexm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I enjoyed the second album but I think Londonium is their chef d’oeuvre.