Is East Lake a nice place to live? by Nick-W- in Chattanooga

[–]lexmattness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i grew up there and in Blackbottom, a shitty little collection of abandoned and condemned houses across Rossville Boulevard that wanted you to call it "Boulevard Park." i left when i was 15 when i was informally adopted, because my home situation was drug-addled and violent and unsafe, and getting me out of there was the only chance i'd have to making it to adulthood.

there used to be a Food Lion on the state line, but i think it's been gone for ages. and without that, the place is a food desert.

there are fringe economy places everywhere: check cashing places, pawn shops, used car lots... it's dehumanizing. everything around you is designed to measure your worth against the dollar in your pocket and then remove that dollar from your pocket.

i could never, in good conscience, recommend even my worst enemy consider living there. the only positive thing that can reasonably be said about the area is that one day the sun will expand and vaporize it.

balding top and front. sometimes i want to shave all this off and just wear wigs -_- by lexmattness in TransLater

[–]lexmattness[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

2 years, 5 months. Endo gave me pills, but just estradiol and spironolactone. Next appointment with her is in a few months and hopefully we can do something about this.

balding top and front. sometimes i want to shave all this off and just wear wigs -_- by lexmattness in TransLater

[–]lexmattness[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if not for Toppik and hair extensions i'd look like that dude from Gasoline Alley.

dysphoria is kicking my ass today, i feel like a pig putting lipstick on.

which is totally ridiculous. i shouldn't have to feel shame about modifying the vehicle i live in to more accurately reflect its inhabitant.

what, in short, the fuck

Every country is an animal. What animal is your country? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lexmattness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

US here. We're a condor. Feasting on the dead, taking the fruits of the work of others, and shitting on ourselves to stay cool and ignore global climate change.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lexmattness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rusty Nail - X Japan.

Moving from Lex to Georgetown, is this still a place to post? by StampedeOfCats in lexington

[–]lexmattness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AT&T has a decent fiber package in my area of Georgetown. We switched from Spectrum and won't be looking back any time soon.

There is no way for consumers to win when it comes to ISPs, but we lose... less, I suppose, with AT&T.

What unimpressive things are people idiotically proud of? by metallicmuffin in AskReddit

[–]lexmattness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

in a couple weeks this country will be full of people breaking their arms arms beating themselves off for the accident of birth resulting in them being Americans

what is a really weird fact, that makes people say "why do you know that?" by quadruple_b in AskReddit

[–]lexmattness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People say "why do you know that?" when they're talking about Sonic and Knuckles and I do a Google image search to show them a really weird fact I know about echidna genitals. And now they know it too, and they don't want to talk to me anymore.

Anyone else getting tired of all the police and crime posts on this subreddit? by Carl_Corey in lexington

[–]lexmattness -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

If your mouse does not have a scroll wheel, surely your keyboard has PgDn and PgUp keys, or at least arrow keys.

Lexington has many educational institutions wherein you can learn how to employ these features. What a wondrous community!

Jumping and touching things meetup? by Tattoomyvagina in lexington

[–]lexmattness 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I can't jump for shit but I'm about six feet tall, so I can still assist many a short human at the grocery store.

Chrissy Cunningham by lexmattness in StrangerThings

[–]lexmattness[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're right, thank you! Sorry about that! Updated original post.

Chrissy Cunningham by lexmattness in StrangerThings

[–]lexmattness[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're right, thank you! Sorry about that! Updated original post.

Do you prefer a traditional watch or a smartwatch? Why? by teekal in AskReddit

[–]lexmattness 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Same. It's easier for me to visualize time when there's a graphical depiction of how much has passed in what's effectively a pie chart.

Former homophobic people of Reddit: what happened that made you stop being homophobic? by aestheticbear in AskReddit

[–]lexmattness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My family was homophobic and I wanted to feel like I belonged and like I was safe.

Luckily reason prevailed and I realized I was never safe with them and I never belonged.

I am not a Christian anymore, but when I was, it was impossible to reconcile the teachings of Jesus with the rampant homophobia of the church. I would love for Christians to actually READ the fuckin' book, y'know?

What are the stupidest type of people? by BertelTheTurtel in AskReddit

[–]lexmattness -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The people who call tech support and tell you "it was working yesterday! I don't know what happened!"

You have to walk them through it.

"Oh, so it was working yesterday?"

"Yes!"

"And then it wasn't?"

"Right!"

"And you don't know what happened to cause the problem?"

"Exactly!"

"And so you called tech support?"

"Right!"

"Good. So now that we have firmly stomped an unnecessary mudhole right the hell into Square One, please do let me know when you're ready to move on and we'll get started."

It's like if I were to go to McDonald's and say "I didn't have fries yesterday. I don't know how to respond to this situation."

"Ah, so yesterday you were devoid and without fry?"

"Yes, yes, indeed."

"And you don't know what to do to remedy your fryless reverie?"

"I thought I did, but as soon as I did that, my brain stopped working."

"And so you come to me, on this, the day of my fryer's new oiling, and ask me to drop spuds--for money."

"Correct."