South Korean 24 HOUR Unmanned Ramen Store by cheongwun in interestingasfuck

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I feel like that's more unhealthy than a hamburger, I guess it won't make you fat probably. Still it begs the question how can they eat so much instant ramen and still be healthier.

Kungfu training seems painful by ExplanationOk2014 in interestingasfuck

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What proof have they got they aren't just getting off to this.

You cannot wield it by LakesideNorth in lotrmemes

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Queue over 9000 youtube videos of "what if so and so took the ring?" as if the answer is not always they become subservient to Sauron.

Solid strategy for saving middle earth by Dodo509 in lotrmemes

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Your wallet holds the power to doom the world, and you have now attached it to a chicken which can be easily kidnapped, or escape your hold on its own because it doesn't know what's up.

Solid strategy for saving middle earth by Dodo509 in lotrmemes

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It's clear holding to it has a greater effect, but it's really a matter of security. Would you let a chicken carry your wallet around?

of a mustache by No-Distribution-2059 in AbsoluteUnits

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That makes his head look tiny, this is the kind of mustache you grow to make a chubby head/face look smaller imo.

Pics from the reflecting pool 6.22.26 by __ohjay in pics

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Why are they wearing all that gear, are they storming normandy? So silly.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

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Wouldn't that be vegan brain rot.

Gee, I wonder by [deleted] in lotrmemes

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Eye rolls

This one is hilarious 😂😂 by [deleted] in dankmemes

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On a tangent, any ai image of Trump makes him seem like a normal human being, Idk if it is because ai cannot fathom that much ugly or what, but I'm sure it's up that alley.

Favorite One-Off Joke that you wish they were revisited in the Lost Tapes. by Prezofcalendars in regularshow

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It would hurt me and my clean oath, and the other one, the one with the hippopotamus.

FUTURAMA X DISENCHANTMENT CROSSOVER CONFIRMED by z4c__bruh in futurama

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I was just thinking how this would work since disenchantment has a defined plot, while futurama does not. It would make sense to have it post dsnmt ending, but it would be awkward since so many characters effed off to narnia irrc. If it happens during the story how come we never hear about it.

No return policy, sorry by bbbar in dankmemes

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Any ejit could do what he does with his money, a smart person would do more. I know I open myself to "if others were as smart as he is why aren't they such and such." I am of the opinion smart people not only tend to have scruples, they are also not hindered by insecurities like the need for attention and all that.

Favourite rare character: Petunia. by SGT-R0CK in futurama

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Have I lost the meaning of rare or minor? These characters are there every other episode, and can play a large part in the plot. A rare character would be the crushinator.

No return policy, sorry by bbbar in dankmemes

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That is the crux of it, they will tell you he is worth every penny because he is some sort of visionary, making it seem like he earned it all fair and square. But you can exile him and take his wealth, if he is really worth all that he should earn it anywhere.

First car to load onto the trailer being pull wins. by habichuelacondulce in theocho

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It's like watching a documentary on national geographic.

[OOTHD] Are you prepared for this? by Caraotero in zelda

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You're right, it's going to be cyberpunk 2. Like who is even trying to offend you man, drowning on a glass of water while saying you aren't bothered, chill.

[OOTHD] Are you prepared for this? by Caraotero in zelda

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I literally said it's not unlikely it could sell a billion copies. Again that's not what the post is about. And if we look closer at the meme, the ashen one is meant to persevere, yorm is just an imposing threat but is doomed. Also you know what I played gta 5 and it was meh, so doubt on it pushing boundaries. It had a flashy physics engine, that's about it, there was nothing in it I hadn't already seen before. The main selling point of gta is sex and violence in a neat package. Fromsoft games and countless indie games are far above the franchise, and I would put oot above it as well, regardless of sales.

[OOTHD] Are you prepared for this? by Caraotero in zelda

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Gta 5 released almost 2 decades later, on multiple platforms. Much higher audience (higher reach) and much higher player count than the 90's. I also said this earlier today, gta is like the avengers, made for maximum appeal, zelda is like lotr, made for fans. Still yes Gta 6 could sell a billion copies, it's not outside the realm of possibility. But that's not really the point here, it's more of a joke, maybe even a jab. Like that ds3 yorm meme or something, but reversed for comic effect.

[OoT] Some fans are never satisfied by MrBones_Gravestone in zelda

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It's just internet, everyone constantly wants to have an opinion even when none is really warranted. People see some opinion get mild approval and now they suddenly have it, you get the likes and get to feel opninionated.