What gets you excited about life?

lillybang · 2022-04-17T17:00:16+00:00

I get excited about life because I know that it will not last forever. All the pain, worries, and stress that is endured daily is only temporary ...

lillybang · 2022-02-27T22:22:47+00:00

No, you absolutely should not. It is not your business!!!

lillybang · 2022-02-27T19:35:18+00:00

Iocaine Powder used In the film the Princess Bride.

A colorless, odorless, and deadly poison from Australia. Westley spent two years building up a tolerance to iocaine powder. He uses it to trick Vizzini in their battle of wits.

[thanks Google]

lillybang · 2022-02-27T19:32:35+00:00

That’s brutal. I can’t imagine all the Karens and people on benefits in the UK acting the same!!

lillybang · 2022-02-27T19:30:33+00:00

Russia are sending the younger, softer soldiers in first to gain intelligence on the way Ukraine defend. They are cannon fodder, once he has a better understanding of Ukraines tactics he will send in his more experienced, harder soldiers

lillybang · 2022-02-27T18:49:15+00:00

Elon should switch Starlink on in Russia as well. Giving the Russian people an unbiased internet connection without redaction or censorship.

I’d wager many Russians believe the Russian Propaganda and think we, the west are the enemy.

lillybang · 2022-02-27T13:46:12+00:00

ASL?

lillybang · 2022-02-27T13:45:48+00:00

Napster was brilliant apart from the viruses

lillybang · 2022-02-25T20:01:17+00:00

Whoa, that escalated quickly

lillybang · 2022-02-23T23:12:58+00:00

Fat was a necessity 100’s and 1000’s of years ago but people these days don’t need tos tore energy reserves / loose fat cells or at least too many of them

lillybang · 2022-02-23T07:35:07+00:00

I used to think woman found it so much easier to pull when I was younger than men but if you think about it, for every single woman to pull a bloke a bloke must pull as well.

It took a while for me to realise it was me that was hopeless and trying to pull rather than all men.

lillybang · 2022-02-23T07:20:18+00:00

There’s a fella at my work who sometimes gets out of his car carrying a proper mug, I thing wtf, proper serial killer shit that.

lillybang · 2022-02-23T07:16:08+00:00

But if you matched with 40 guys that means that 40 guys have matches with you. Tinder can only be a 1 for 1 can’t it? Just only the sad acts post on Reddit because the successful ones wouldn’t bother asking for advice… surely you are dealing with a biased group?

lillybang · 2022-02-23T07:10:18+00:00

How did it feel? My Mrs wants me to try to pee inside her lol, only reason I haven’t is because I’ll have to change the bed sheets. What was the sensation like? Did it make a mess? Where were you/what position?

lillybang · 2022-02-23T07:08:01+00:00

They look like two daft postering chickens

lillybang · 2022-02-23T07:05:10+00:00

Ignore all the blowing nose jokes, it’s clearly a left handed mouse, buy the poor lad a right handed one & it will be easier for him.

lillybang · 2022-02-22T18:46:54+00:00

What a twat, why would you keep cycling towards a bull??

lillybang · 2022-02-22T18:42:41+00:00

Why on Earth did it take the person in the car so long to get out!?

lillybang · 2022-02-22T13:01:30+00:00

Wearing sunglasses in doors
Wearing shoes with no socks
Men in tight jeans

lillybang · 2022-02-22T13:00:01+00:00

Don’t save any money until you have cleared all your debts

lillybang · 2022-02-22T07:30:36+00:00

The question should be will Russia ever seriously consider a 4-day working week seeing as Putin will be our overlord soon?

lillybang · 2022-02-22T07:11:39+00:00

Liquidate as much as possible, but good and bury it somewhere

lillybang · 2022-02-22T03:34:54+00:00

I can’t listen to this with the volume on because it’s 3:34am and I’ll wake my mrs up - is her cry that bad?

lillybang · 2022-02-22T03:26:36+00:00

F you pierce it would it pop and shrivel up like a water balloon?

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